Me; Hi, sorry for not writing in a while, but I have a good reason that I'll explain in a math problem.

Betty; Ugh, DO NOT get her started with math. She's a total math nerd.

Me; HEY! I resent that. Anyway, writers block + loss of creative inspiration = my reason. By the way, I'm not writing for my first story anymore. SSSOOOWWWYYY! :*(

Betty; Ugh, I need an Aspirin.

Me; That is it! Your catchphrase is "Ugh, I need an Aspirin."

Betty; (insert her catchphrase) Lunar does not own Fruits Basket, but if she did this story would be real.

Fantasies of the Heart Can Come True

xXone week earlierXx

Yuki was walking in the hall on the way to first period classroom, when he was stopped by 3rd year Motoko Minagawa. (In this story, the fan club had the rule only the president could talk and date Yuki) "H-hi Yuki," Motoko stuttered, "I-I was won-wondering if ma-maybe y-you wanted t-to go t-to the m-m-movies?" She blushing madly and when she glanced up and saw Yuki's smile she thought he would say yes. Thought. "No thank you," He said in an even tone that made Motoko's rage from being rejected even worse. How could HE reject ME! I'm the prettiest girl in the school! He should be BEGGING to date me! Motoko thought as she left the hall, flaming with rage, I'll get my revenge, you'll see!

xXthis present dayXx

Everyone in the 1st year class was eating lunch and Tohru, Yuki, and friends, minus Kyo who was in the bathroom, where talking and laughing, when Motoko walked in and stood on top the desk that was 1 desk over from Yuki. "Everyone listen up! Yuki Sohma is not the man you think he is. I have evidence that will blow your mind," Motoko announced. Yuki and his friends had looked over at her, "What are you talking about?" Yuki asked with a puzzled look on his face. Motoko just smirked and pulled out of her purse 2 photos. "Evidence #1," she said and flipped one picture over to show a picture that made everyone gasp, Yuki instead letting his mouth gape open, and fall silent.

There in colored photo was a picture of Yuki sleeping clutching a big brown teddy bear with a big red bow around its neck. Sewn in the bear's back, in white string, was the words "Yuki's Faji~i kuma (Japanese for "fuzzy bear")". A male student in the back of the room was the 1st to break the silence by letting out a small chuckle. Suddenly the class busted out in laughter, expect Yuki and his friends, and Yuki broke out in a blush that, if it wasn't for his silver hair, you would think his head had turned into a tomato. He hung his head and said in a low, almost whisper, voice, "Where did you get that and what do you want with me?" "I want revenge for the humiliation you caused by rejecting me," Motoko said a sinister smile on her face, "and I paid a 2nd grader on my block to spy and take pictures. Speaking of which, Evidence #2."

She flipped over the other picture to show something that made the class laugh 10 times harder and made Yuki blush so hard he thought he was going to faint and Tohru blush a little knowing she was the cause of this picture. In this picture it showed Yuki dressed in a frilly poufy pink rhinestone princess dress and crown looking at his reflection in the mirror and smiling with a happy look on his face.

"Stop," Yuki said in a low, almost inaudible whisper. "Why stop? I still have one more piece of evidence." And then she pulled IT out. It was a small blue book with 結城相馬 ("Yuki Sohma" in Japanese Kanji) written on the front and the lock opened. The sight of this made Yuki eyes go wider than the sun and turned from the darkest shade of red EVER to ghostly pale white. Everyone else looked at the book puzzlingly. "This," Motoko said, "Is Yuki's diary, isn't Yuki?" And just like that, every single eye in the classroom was on him, even the teacher who had walked in, but decided to stay quiet and listen. Instead of answering, Yuki just hung his head to embarrassed and humiliated to say anything. However, just by doing that everyone knew it was true. "And now, after reading the thing myself, I shall read to you the insert I find most . . . interesting." Motoko said.

She flipped to the correct page and began reciting, "'I'm tired of it. I mean I don't find it fair that just because I'm stronger, in all the relationships I've been in, I'm always Seme (the same thing as the male in a straight couple). I mean couldn't at least one, ONE, of the guys have said, "This time you can be Uke (like the female in a straight couple)". I mean it's not that hard. Yes, as much as it would crush the 'Prince Yuki Fan Club', which like I've always said, I hate to every extent of the word, I, Yuki Sohma, am gay.'," Motoko stopped there before continuing just so she all the crushed and angry ex-fan club members.

"Like I was saying, 'But you know, the one I hate the most is that bitch, Motoko. She thinks she's all that and that she the best looking in school. But that is a lie, let me tell you, she can't hold a candle to HIM 3. I've loved him so much since the first day I met him when we were just kids. I didn't know it that day, but eventually I'd fall head over heels for him. But when he'd left to train in the mountains, I thought I'd never see him again. But here he is, 4 months later, and hotter than ever. And what's best he's attends my school and that makes me even happier.'," Motoko paused to look at Yuki pleading expression, begging her not to read anymore.

This is perfect! He's going to get it for turning me down. Motoko thought while all the boys murmured, trying to figure out who Yuki was in love with. "Ahem. 'I love him so much it hurts. But I could never EVER tell him how I feel. He and I are supposed to be rivals because of our DNA. We're born that way. Yet I can't help it. He's mine and I wouldn't share him with anyone, even if it meant my life. That's how much I love him. He's my love. He's my little orange haired cat. He's my Kyo-Kyo.' Well, that is just shocking I mean loving someone so much, but never being able to be with that person because you're cousins. It's so sad, boohoohoo," Motoko said sarcastically relishing in Yuki's pain and suffering. Look at him! He's broken, broken beyond repair. Motoko you've outdon- What? Motoko thought as she kept staring at Yuki's face.

Somewhere Yuki had snapped. He looked up at Motoko and looked ready to kill her as a devilish grin appeared on his face. That whole class was already speechless at the news of Yuki's crush. Yuki walked over to Motoko and whispered in her ear, "So, you think it is fun to mess with other people's feelings?" Then Yuki said loud enough for everyone to turn to him, "3 step agonizing death." "1. Paralysis Slicer," the Yuki moved both his hands about 10 inches away from her neck, one with his palm pointed at the ground, the other at her neck. And, in a split second, he moved his hands against her neck, making her unable to move. "2. Shatter and Cut," He said then both his hands, looking like claws pulled back and pushed back against her ribcage, many cracking sounds could be heard. "3. Sudden Death Spiral," He said then kicked her spine and spun his foot to the side then back again going deeper each time, more and more cracking sounds can be heard as she fell to the ground, dead.

As he stood over her body a look of utter disgust on his face, he heard a voice that him feel even worse, but about himself. "Yuki," Kyo said. Yuki turned to see the one he loved standing in the doorway. How long had he been standing over there? Yuki thought. Then his eyes widened. Did he hear Motoko read my diary aloud? Before Kyo could say or do anything Yuki bolted out the classroom with rice and rats appearing out of nowhere running at his heels. Kyo followed a little farther behind due to all the rats. "Please, hide me," Yuki whispered to the rats and mice and then a female student that was being chased by a couple of rats ran into Yuki, causing him to transform. Kyo lost him in the pack and, rather than going back to class, went home to look for Yuki.

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Me; so, what do you think?

Betty; it was good so far.

Me; Betty said something nice?! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! (Starts to run around like a madman and shrieking at the top of her lungs)

Betty; Ugh, I need an Aspirin.

Me; Catchphrase Moment! Anyway, please Read & Review.

Betty and Solar; or else we'll find you. (Starts to rev up their chain saws and put on their Jason and Grudge masks)

(Solar will be introduced properly in the A/N on chapter 2)