A.N/ I know I haven't been on in a while. I just…lost my motivation. I'm still working on In Over My Head; I'm just very, very lazy.
I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist; it belongs to Hiromu Arakawa and Bones Studios. I wish I did, though. But don't we all?
Also, the song Piano Man belongs to Billy Joel. I did not write it. I couldn't have written such an awesome song.
Edward Elric, the Piano Man
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
I see all my friends shuffle in
And my dear old dad's sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin
He says, "Son, could you play me a memory?
I can't remember how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright
Now Roy at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke and to light Havoc's smoke
Oh, but Central is where he should be
He says, "Ed, I believe this is killing me."
As the smirk ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a great fuhrer
If I could get out of this place"
Oh, la da da, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Now Envy's a tortured homunculus
Who wants to take Hohenheim's life
And he's talkin' with Hughes, who knows how to amuse
And goes on and on about his wife
And Winry is practicing mechanics
As the officers slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink we call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the General gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me that the "dogs" come to see
To forget that Lab 5 for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
Marco sits at the bar, puts the Stone in my jar
And says, "Kid, what're you doin' here?"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright