Just a few simple acrostics highlighting why we keep coming back season after season.

Disclaimer: As always, I own no bones but my own.

Brainy Smurf

Riding Shotgun

Entertaining with Mac 'n' Cheese

Never Getting Phrases Correct

Not Knowing What "That" Means

Acquiescing to Caroline's Puckishness

Nailing Fat Pam

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Bare Naked in the Bathtub

Ogling Bones as Wonder Woman

One-Word Belt Buckles

Threatening the Gangbanger

He's with Bones- All The Way

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Boyish

Outgoing

Observant

Tough

Heart

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Bones

Respected

Empirical

Nitpicky

Novelist

Anthropologist

Naive