Today's the day, the day of all days. That's right the day I make myself a PB&J.
Now I know a lot of people are thinking wow so what. Well this is a big deal to me! I love peanut butter and I love jelly I've just never had them together! Jeez get off my back!
I cant wait to try it! I'm so exited ok so here we go
Take a bite.
Now chew two three four, chew two three four.
Oh my monkeysicles this is nasty! Why do people like such a thing!
I gotta get rid of this it cant be healthy! Maybe if I throw it away….No then the hobos could eat it, we don't want the hobos eating this hazardous food.
I love hobos their so cuddly I tried to get one as a pet I even told mom I'd take care of him, and play with him, and change his litter box, and feed him PB&J's
But that plan went down the toilet when I tasted the foul concoction. Which brings me back to what am I going to do with it? Maybe I should flush it!
I grabbed the ingredients and went upstairs when I got to the bathroom I tried to flush it but that just caused an over flow of toilet water.
What else could I do with the stuff? Maybe I'll burn it!
I went out back and made a fire and threw in the ingredients. And it worked! Now I'm off to the store to save the rest of the world! I ran as fast as I could to the store lucky my family is out of town because if not they'd say I'm "Over reacting." Which I don't do!
I must rid the world of this trash! OH look a hobo! I stopped and petted the sleeping hobo. Stupid mom hobos would make great pets! But no! Their humans and all people have rights! Bla bla bla.
What was I doing again. Oh yeah off to the store! I got there and bought all the peanut butter, jelly, bread and those premade PB&J's. Then ran home and threw them into the fire. Good riddance. I waited for the fire to go out.
Hmmm…now what can I do?
What's a fruit roll up? Maybe I should try it…
"Emmett What are you doing?! That's Bella's food!" Esme said.
"Sorry mom I thought I'd try it. Since I liked peanut butter and I liked jelly" I replied.
"Emmett how many times must I tell you food and vampires just don't mix."
"Sorry." I muttered " Ooo! What's this maybe I should take a little bite!"
"EMMETT!" She yelled
"Sorry, maybe I should just go find a bear…" I said running out the door.
"Oh dear. What happened to all the peanut butter and jelly?" I heard her ask as I ran as far away from the house as possible.
A/N: Sorry its soo short I was feeling twilight-y so I figured what the heck. But I thought it would've been longer…Sorry.
But R&R…please!