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An LoD Ficcy About My Mountain Dew
By Me Gots No Name
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Disclaimer: The only things I own are my Mountain Dew stash & the clothes on my back.
Lawyers, don't bother...
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Hello everyone! ^_^ Me Gots No Name here with random stuff off the top of her head, & it should be interesting at the least, 'cause I just finished 5 Mountain Dews in a row. WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rose: This can't possibly be good...
Where do you think I get my story ideas? Under the influence of sweet, sweet Mountain Dew.
Rose: There's a word for that: obsession.
No, if it were obsession, then it wouldn't be the main thing flowing in my Mountain Dew stream.
Albert: But according to human anatomy, there's no such thing as a Mountain Dew stream. There's a blood stream, though...
Yeah, that's what I meant. I have Mountain Dew for blood!
Albert: That's impossible! And furthermore, it's not logical!
Shut up or no Emille for you!
Dart: Hello. *Sips Mountain Dew.*
Where did you get that?!?
Dart: I found it in a box on the bottom shelf of this really ugly green-yellow fridge.
*Twitch... Twitch...*
*Xellos teleports in out of nowhere.*
Xellos: Now you've gone & made her mad. This should be good...
Albert: O.o It's not logical for people to teleport in like that.
Rose: -_-' Shut up.
Xellos: Now, Aura~sama, I know you're really upset...
*Nods head.*
Xellos: You probably wanna get some revenge...
*Nods again.*
Xellos: But you really need to go to bed. It's late & you have reading to do, so I propose I handle the situation while you get your much~needed shut~eye.
You're right. Xellos, handle Dart as you see fit, buy me another 12~pack of Mountain Dew, & try not to get too loud. You know how loud Filia gets when you wake her up. Good night. *Teleports out of story.*
Xellos: Good night, Aura~sama, & thank you. *Prepares to "handle Dart as he sees fit."*
Rose: Should I call for the ambulance or will you?
Albert: Could you do it please? I'm going to see Emille.
Rose: ............
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End
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An LoD Ficcy About My Mountain Dew
By Me Gots No Name
***************************************************************************************
Disclaimer: The only things I own are my Mountain Dew stash & the clothes on my back.
Lawyers, don't bother...
***************************************************************************************
Hello everyone! ^_^ Me Gots No Name here with random stuff off the top of her head, & it should be interesting at the least, 'cause I just finished 5 Mountain Dews in a row. WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rose: This can't possibly be good...
Where do you think I get my story ideas? Under the influence of sweet, sweet Mountain Dew.
Rose: There's a word for that: obsession.
No, if it were obsession, then it wouldn't be the main thing flowing in my Mountain Dew stream.
Albert: But according to human anatomy, there's no such thing as a Mountain Dew stream. There's a blood stream, though...
Yeah, that's what I meant. I have Mountain Dew for blood!
Albert: That's impossible! And furthermore, it's not logical!
Shut up or no Emille for you!
Dart: Hello. *Sips Mountain Dew.*
Where did you get that?!?
Dart: I found it in a box on the bottom shelf of this really ugly green-yellow fridge.
*Twitch... Twitch...*
*Xellos teleports in out of nowhere.*
Xellos: Now you've gone & made her mad. This should be good...
Albert: O.o It's not logical for people to teleport in like that.
Rose: -_-' Shut up.
Xellos: Now, Aura~sama, I know you're really upset...
*Nods head.*
Xellos: You probably wanna get some revenge...
*Nods again.*
Xellos: But you really need to go to bed. It's late & you have reading to do, so I propose I handle the situation while you get your much~needed shut~eye.
You're right. Xellos, handle Dart as you see fit, buy me another 12~pack of Mountain Dew, & try not to get too loud. You know how loud Filia gets when you wake her up. Good night. *Teleports out of story.*
Xellos: Good night, Aura~sama, & thank you. *Prepares to "handle Dart as he sees fit."*
Rose: Should I call for the ambulance or will you?
Albert: Could you do it please? I'm going to see Emille.
Rose: ............
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End
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