A/N: Hello all!!!! This is Bob. And co-writer Vikki (Iktopia or Kasai to Kasumi, but mainly Iktopia) and this is our randomness compiled into one ongoing sequel! HORRAY! This fic goes along with the story The Things I Can't Admit, which was mentioned in my bio. (Can we mention thisANY more?? Heh heh)So read em and weep! Er…kinda…
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Ten years after Kagome had re-pinned Inuyasha to the sacred tree, she found herself settled with Houjou with one daughter they called Ai. She still had memories of Inuyasha, but because of the terrible thing he had done to her shoes, she could never forgive him.
Ai was the cutest child you could ever meet. She had dark brow hair, and big brown eyes. Every time she looked at you, you couldn't help but smile. She was a very strange child, coming from Kagome and Houjou. For 15 years, she lived her life never knowing what happened to her mother 25 years ago in the Sengoku Jidai.
On Ai's 15th birthday, her great grandpa gave her another useless gift, an ancient pickle. He explained to her the ancestry of pickles and their significance in the Higurashi family. Ai just stopped listening and started to play with her two Buuyo Jrs.
On her way passed the ancient shrine where her mother ordered her never to go, she saw an aura of some sort coming from it. She was very curious, so she walked over to the shrine. She opened up the doors and quickly closed them again. To her surprise, she found a well inside. "Why would mother want to hide the well from me?" She then heard a raging alarm, which she thought was fire trucks, so she decided not bother with it.
At the sound of the alarm, Ai's mother, Kagome, came running into the shrine, which contained the sacred well. Kagome was so infuriated by her daughter's actions that she took the pickle that her grandfather gave her and started beating her daughter senseless. "DID YOU HEAR ME EVERY TIME I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO INTO THE SHRINE?!! DID YOU?!!!!!!!!!"
Ai was crying her eyes out. To try and escape the horrendous beating, Ai jumped into the well. She expected to hit the bottom, but instead, she found herself falling threw what seemed to be a black hole. "WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! WHERE AM I GOING? Am I dead?"
"UHG!" Ai had hit something. "Is this the bottom of the well? Damn, that was a long fall. Lemme climb out." Ai had strategically placed her hands on the bricks of the well, and climbed up, only to find that there was a lid on the well. O.o "WTF, that wasn't there before. Was it? Hmm…I can't remember…" Ai let go of the wall and fell to the bottom, further injuring herself. "Oops, I guess I shouldn't have done that…"
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!" Ai screamed. Maybe there was someone there to help her. She started to see a bright light coming from the top of the well. "Maybe I'm going to heaven now?" Ai thought to herself.
"I heard some strange noises coming from the well," She heard a voice say.
"Oooh, well, lets check and see what it is," this was a different voice.
"MAYBE KAGOME'S BACK!" The first voice said.
"Why are they talking about my mom?" Ai thought to herself.
Three people heaved the lid of the well open. "IT LOOKS LIKE KAGOME! But it can't be. Kagome is probably older by now!" The first voice said. "Who are you?" He said as he carried her up the well.
"I'm Ai," she said. "Why are you talking about my mother? And who are you?"
The first voice started. "I'm Shippou, I'm Kagome's friend from when she first came to this time."
"He looks like a kitsune," Ai thought to herself. "Why do you look so strange? And who is that?"
"I'm Miroku," The only one that looked like a human man said. "This is my wife, Sango."
"Hi there Ai," Sango said. "Its nice to meet you. You know, you look a lot like your mother."
"So, Sango, are you having a baby?" Ai asked.
At this, Shippou fell to the ground and his legs started twitching.
"How am I supposed to know? Well Shippou, you see, we're still not sure." Sango said to the shocked kitsune.
"AAH, so THAT'S what you two were doing when you both felt 'sick' and couldn't fight all those times." Shippou said.
Miroku coughed and Sango blinked furiously.
"OOH!!!" Ai shouted. "I know a way that you can tell if you're going to be pregnant or not!" Ai took off her purse and searched threw it. "I FOUND IT!" she exclaimed. "Now Sango, alls ya gotta do is pee on it, okay? And if it turns this color, you're having a baby!"
"Okay…" Sango said. She looked a bit worried. "What is this anyway?"
"It's a pregnancy test."
"Why do you carry them around?" Shippou asked.
"You know, just in case someone needs one."
"Makes sense." Miroku said, tapping his chin.
"Erm…I don't think I feel comfortable doing that on a stick though…" Sango said.
"It's not a stick! It's a…a… well it's a pregnancy test! What more did you expect?" Ai commented.
"How can we expect anything if we don't know what it is?" Shippou asked.
"I JUST told you it was a pregnancy test." Ai frowned.
"But we've never SEEEEEN one of those." Shippou shot back.
"Well then LOOK at the one I just gave that woman!!!! God!" Ai yelled.
"Aiiiiiee!! Okay, okay!" Shippou said frantically.
Sango left with the pregnancy test.
"HEY WAIT! Don't you want to properly greet this Ai person before you go off and do that, Sango?" Miroku called to her. She kept walking.
"Some wife," Ai muttered.
Miroku coughed again.
"Miroku hasn't been such a great husband either. Who was that I saw you with the other night?" Shippou said slyly. (LIKE A FOX! )
Miroku coughed. Yes, again.
"All right I've had enough of the fake illness, you hypochondriac!"
"A what?" Shippou questioned.
Ai looked at him hopelessly. "Never mind." sweatdrop
"Wanna play?" Shippou asked Ai.
"No."
Shippou ran away crying. Right where Sango had headed before. Which…wasn't good, considering what she was doing.
"Uhh, Shippou I wouldn't go that way if I were you!!" Miroku yelled to him.
From the woods where Sango had fled to, they heard a sudden cry.
"I'M PREGNAAAAANNNTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shippou stopped dead in his tracks.
Miroku proceeded to run past Shippou and into the woods to go hug his wife.
Ai blinked. "Well THANKS for helping me try to get home guys!!!!" The things I did for them…they could at LEAST help ME out!!!
Shippou was still petrified, finally realizing what he would have witnessed. He wasn't exactly an innocent kid anymore so he couldn't exactly walk in on something like that.
Ai still had problems. Mommy is probably worried. I really want to go home. These people are weird…hmm, like daddy!
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Mommy was extremely worried about her poor daughter. Why did I beat her with that pickle? Kagome thought to herself. I bet it hurt like a bitch. She cackled.
Kagome didn't know what to do. Should I go to Sengoku Jidai land? Or should I tell grandpa that she is able to go down the well? Kagome decided that asking her grandfather what to do would be best.
"Graaandpaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa," Kagome squealed. "AI JUMPED DOWN THE WELL AND NOW SHES IN SENGOKU JIDAI LAND AND WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOOOO?!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
"Kagome," her grandfather replied, "I KNEW THAT PICKLE WOULD COME IN HANDY!! But next time, no beating children with it, okay?"
"Okay grandpa," Kagome replied, "but, what do I do?"
"I say you jump down the well and go find that biatch!"
"Okay grandpa," Kagome said, since she is unable to make decisions herself. She's quite the waffle.
I wonder why grandpa is still alive? Kagome thought to herself as she headed towards the shrine. I mean, we've tried to kill him off, but he just won't die. I guess its cause of all those ancient herbal things he uses.
Kagome went to the well and jumped in. Nothing happened. What's wrong??!!! Kagome thought to herself. She decided its because she didn't do one of those divey things that she does in the opening themes, so she climbed out of the well and did one of the dives. She kept falling. This feels really weird. I haven't done this in such a long time. Kagome thought.
Kagome finally hit something. It was a dark place. Darker than she remembered. She then stood up and climbed out of the well. What is this place? She thought to herself. This looks like ancient Greece that we used to study!
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