JIMMY NEUTRON MEETS HARRY POTTER!!!
By InnocentAngel14 (a very hyper one, mind you)
Please enjoy, guys! I worked hard, even though I was extremely manic, dangerous, and on the loose.
Carl, Jimmy, and Sheen were in the lab. Jimmy was putting the final touches on his newest invention.
"Yes! I am done! Finally!" Jimmy screamed, holding a handheld machine that resembled a remote control.
"Hey Jimmy? How come you always scream like that whenever you invent something?" Carl asked.
"I dunno. It must be the stupid writer of this TV show," Jimmy muttered.
Goddard barked in his strange mechanical way for no apparent reason.
"Hey Jimmy? How come we always wear the same wardrobe everyday? I mean, this Ultra-lord T-shirt has been the same for I don't know how many episodes!" Sheen complained.
"The wardrobe director had a nervous breakdown because she thought she was a geek with no life because she was designing outfits for fictional characters. Now she's acting as Cindy Vortex's mom," Jimmy explained.
"Hey Jimmy?"
"STOP ASKING ME THESE QUESTIONS!"
Jimmy fell to the ground and twitched like a strange rabbit.
"But Jimmy, I just wanted to ask you why the writer doesn't let me have a llama for a pet if I love them so much," Carl said.
"Why don't you just ask him?" Sheen suggested.
"Good idea. Writer, can I have a llama as a pet?" Carl asked. The question seemed to dissolve into the air.
Then suddenly, a low, loud voice bellowed out of nowhere: "YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!"
Soon a llama chewing on grass stood next to Carl. "Wee! I'm going to name you San Pedro for no apparent reason! And now, we can go to Brazil, and live a life of leisure and pleasure and petting zoos! Wee!" Carl spun and ran around the llama and clapped like a little schoolgirl with pigtails and braids.
"OK, that was real nice. Hey Jimmy, why are you still on the ground and twitching like that?" Sheen asked.
"Why don't you ask the writer that?" the twitching Jimmy asked.
"Hey Writer, why is Jimmy still spazzing out and twitching like that?" Sheen asked.
"BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT! NOW, BECAUSE YOU DARE TO QUESTION ME, I WILL TURN YOUR HEAD INTO A SLAB OF STEAK!" the low voice roared again.
Sheen's head was immediately replaced with a filet mignon.
Jimmy stood up and shook himself like a dog for no apparent reason.
"So what's your invention, Jimmy?" Carl asked while petting San Pedro.
"It's something that will create a great crossover with a nerdy-looking wizard!" Jimmy said.
"In English please?" Sheen said.
"I just said it in English."
"Oh. Hey, does that mean you're like, multilingual or something?" Carl asked.
"Ooooh! Say it in Japanese!" Sheen said, jumping up and down like a diseased toad.
"Very well. Minkatha wananaylah soo seeh sah meh nah nah roola pension," Jimmy sighed.
Carl and steak-headed Sheen stared at Jimmy blankly and dumbly.
Then Carl continued to skip merrily around San Pedro. Sheen started feeling his steak head.
"This new head is too slimy and meaty and raw and overcooked. I want my old one back! Writer, could I please have my old head back?" Sheen cried out.
"VERY WELL! BUT ONLY IF JIMMY DOES A SCARY AND DISTURBING IRISH JIG!" the writer's voice screeched.
Jimmy sighed and starting doing the dance. Slowly but surely, Sheen's head transformed back to normal.
"OK Jimmy. Can we use your crossover machine now? Pretty please?" Carl asked.
"Fine. Stand in a circle," Jimmy commanded.
Goddard barked and put on big puppy eyes.
"Who could say no to a face like that? Come on, boy!" Carl said.
"Hey! That's my line!" Jimmy socked Carl in the face.
"Ouch."
"Let's go! I want to meet the nerdy dude!" Sheen said impatiently.
"OK, OK, keep your pantyhose on!" Jimmy said.
Carl scratched at his butt. "Do I have to? It itches!"
"Get ready for a super new crossover!" Jimmy screamed.
He pushed the button.
Ooooooh, what will happen next! I am so giddy! That's another stupid word for HYPER! WOO HOO! Nobody will stop me because I am fueled up on candy Lego blocks and jelly belly beans!
YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
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