Inuyasha Parody – "Are You Really That Big?"
By Cori-Chan & Kiren
--Okay I think we really need to explain it before you read on. This event was inspired by the episode of Inuyasha, where the no faced demon (another one of Naraku's reincarnations) was first born and he was naked . Well when a priest approached him and attacked him the viewer was able to see a huge (and I mean huge) bulge where the penis and balls are supposed to be. My thinking was if the reincarnation was that big maybe Naraku was too, and being the fan girl of Naraku that I am I just had to ask --
Everything that happened before this point: Inuyasha and Company, Sesshoumaru and friends all met up with Naraku and his minions and started to fight (of course) and Naraku formed sort of into his true form except he had his torso up not only his head. It was around this time that I had this question that needed to be answered so…
Cori-Chan: Oh my god it's the perfect time to ask Naraku!
Kiren: And what is that?
Chori-chan: looks at Kiren think
Kiren: o.0 …oh Jesus Christ…
-Cori-chan leaps through the T.V.-
Kiren: -slaps head and sighs- Not again! Well I could go after her… But this might be entertaining…
-Cori-chan hides in some bushes and peaks out- -tee hee-
Inuyasha: You're dead Naraku!
Kagome: Don't lose your head Inuyasha!
Sesshomaru: No don't. I'm the one that has to kill you.
Naraku: -laughs- You're advice is pitiful wench! Die Inuyasha!
Cori-chan: This would be the perfect time… -giggles- -comes out of the bushes-
Sango: Hey. Get out of here. It's too dangerous for you little girl!
Cori-chan: -pouts- Excuse me? I'm not little! –starts walking towards the group-
Shippo: Sango's right. You should get out of here!
Cori-chan: I don't care! Just move! –stomps past the group-
By this time all fighting has stopped as everyone watches Cori-chan.
Cori-chan: -pushes Inuyasha out of the way-
Inuyasha: Wha- Hey!
Kiren: o.0 –growls- Don't hurt my baby…
Cori-chan: -crawls up on Naraku's tentacles-
Naraku: … What is she doing?
Cori-chan: -finally reaches his face- -sits down on a mass of tentacles- SUPER CHIBI MODE!!!: -puppy eyes- Are you really that big???
Naraku: … O.O; -closes his eyes- I don't know, let me check… -shrinks back to humanish form- -checks- -goes back to demonish form- …SUPER CHIBI MODE!!!: Yup!
Everybody else except Cori-chan: o.O –anime fall- (A/N: Even Kiren!)
Cori-chan: … -punches her fist into the air- SCORE!!!! Oh… Naraku, you can go back to killing Inuyasha now!
Kiren: NUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! –leaps through the T.V in haste- MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!! –glomps Inuaysha-
Kagome: Hey! Get off of him! –starts to pull Kiren off-
Kiren: NUUU!!!! MY PRECCCCIOUSSSSSS!!!!! –hugs him harder-
By this point Kagome is red with fury, Kiren is pink with happiness, Cori-chan is bouncing up and down with joy and Inuyasha is turning blue with loss of air.
Inuyasha: O.O;;;;;;;;; Can't… Breathe… Need… Air…
Sesshomaru: o.O That's IT! –throws down his sword- Where the fuck are these people coming from?!?!?!
Rin: -tugs on his boa/tail thing- Lord Sesshomaru… You said a bad word!!!
Sesshomaru: I don't care… I'm pissed off right now! I QUIT!!!!
Everyone else: O.O;;;
-TBC-
Well… What do you think? Free chocolate for reviewers!!