Zim worked on a strange device in the base. He was planning on obliterating Dib, but of course, that would never happen. Meanwhile, GIR yelled at the top of his...lungs? Does he have lungs? Okay, never mind. Meanwhile, GIR yelled frantically in the background. "TAQUITOS!" or "TAAAAAAAC-OOOOOOOHHHHS!" he would shout. Zim needed to concentrate, but GIR was too busy being...GIR.

Zim was about to finish, when he accidently broke the machine by pressing on it too hard. (He got mad enough to where he crushed it in frustration.) "GIR!", he yelled. "YES, MAAASSSSSSTER?" he shouted back, in his frantic voice. Baring his teeth, Zim yelled, "I, the great ZIM, was working on a device I could use to DESTROY that filthy Dib-thing, but YOU made me so ANGRY, that I, the powerful Zim, crushed it with my bare hands. YOU..." "ME WHAAAAT?" GIR replied. "YOOOOOU..." "ME WHAAAAT?" "YOOOOOOOOOOOOU, could very well suffer the same fate as my diabolical device. Except, you will suffer knowing you were useless as a S.I.R. unit. You very well may be even filthier than the Hyu-mans," he said. GIR's eyes filled with tears, if that was even possible. He ran away as fast as he could on his tiny floating legs.

But Zim felt bad.


This is my first fanfic here, and I'll probably upload two more chapters for this. I know this story is terrible, so please review.