Ryker: FINALS FINALS FINALS! I've been through the start of finals HELL recently and this is my stress reliever! WOOOOOO.

Sorry this chapter is so awkward and short, and I keep changing the tenses, it's supposed to be Wolfram's inner dialogue and he's talking to you guys so yeah. I just found this prompt on tumblr. Kay.

The Prompt: OTP Prompt: Imagine your OTP having their lives/souls intertwined through some sort of completely non-sexual spell or ritual or whatever, and that ends up making one (or both) of them pregnant.

The last thing I remember is being hit by that forest witch's powder and everything went black. I screamed out for Yuuri to make sure that wimp was alright, but I fell into the sea of black before I could even hear a response.

Am I dead?

The darkness nipped at my skin like bunch of little dragons. I yearned to be held by Yuuri one last time, I needed to tell him that I loved him or else he'll never know. Yeah, like that wimp will ever love me back.

I've been alone for as long as I could remember. Not even my family cared to wipe away the tears. Well, everyone except for Conrad, my Little Big Brother. He was a sign of my weakness though and I can't have anyone knowing that I have a soft spot for that half human. Just like how I love Yuuri and not even my own Mother knows.

She hurt the most. The one person in the world that should want me to be happy always tried to set up the man I love with some skanky woman. Does she not truly love me?

"lfram… WOLFRAM!" Yuuri? Is that you?

The ice was chased away by an intimate warmth that shot down my body. I curled into the magical heat and nuzzled my face against the softness I had rested on.

My eyes snapped open when I felt a hand run down the length of my arm. In alarm, I shot up only to feel like I was hit by a carriage over and over. I groaned and put a hand on my forehead. I leaned back to rest on the warmth as my stomach churned against my ribcage.

"Wolfram!" I looked up at the boy with bright black eyes.

"Yuuri…?" I groaned, "What happened?"

"Cassandra hit us with her powder, we don't know what it does but it got some off of you and gave it to Gisela. You took the full blow of it," my brunette brother reached over and brushed some blonde locks out of my face.

"How long have I been asleep?" I asked, "A-and where am I?"

"It's been three days," what! "And we are in the carriage back to Blood Pledge Castle."

Yuuri stroked my hair. His fingers massaged my scalp in a soothing pattern. I wanted to stay awake though.

"Go back to sleep Wolfram," he smiled.

I moaned in response before I fell back unconscious.

When I woke again, I was back in my own bed alone. My heart that was once filled with happiness from Yuuri's sweet touch was replaced with the barren hole that usually sat there. I won't cry though, that's for the weak.

I changed out of the night wear that I assume Conrad put me in since Yuuri wouldn't dare touch me. I'm not beautiful enough for him I guess. That has to be it, my rotten attitude and crusty appearance drove him away.

"Stop it!" I shook the thought out of my head. I had to remain positive!

When I walked into the dining hall, I wondered if everyone already ate since it was empty. One of the maids screamed when she saw me and ran away.

What's up with her?

No matter, I went into the kitchen and grabbed an apple for myself. I didn't notice how weak I was until a flash of dizziness washed over me. Of course, I brushed it off and happily nibbled at my apple and took a stroll around the castle until I finished the juicy fruit.

Something washed up my body and I threw a hand over my mouth. Bile rose into my throat and burned my vocal chords. There was no time to make it to the bathroom, so I threw up in the bushes by the courtyard. How embarrassing…

"Lord Wolfram!" my regular crowd ran over to me as I wiped off my mouth. Another wave of nausea took over and I threw up the acidic liquid into the bush again.

Gisela rubbed my back and made those horrible feelings go away. I groaned before I straightened my back and spat out any extra flavor that lingered in the corners of my mouth.

Mother pulled me into a hug that suffocated me in her breasts. I pushed her away to try and hug her properly. Her makeup ran streaks down her cheeks.

"Mother, what's wrong?" I asked.

"Y-you've been asleep f-fo-for-" she couldn't finish her sentence before sobbing.

"Two months," Gwendal finished for her, "Gisela kept you under intense care. Whatever that witch did… well… Gisela, you tell him."

"Tell me what?" I asked as I scanned the crowd. Yuuri was conveniently missing.

Greta, my 13 year old human daughter, leaned herself against my side. She reached my shoulder now after her giant growth spurt back in the spring. I wrapped an arm around her and twirled a finger in her tight ringlet curled hair.

"Papa Wolfram, please don't freak out," she said.

I chuckled, "Why would I?"

"B-Because you're two months pregnant!" Gisela squeaked out.

I could only laugh as the awkward silence filled the serene atmosphere. There was no way that could happen! That's funny. They must be joking with me.

"Why are you laughing?" Gunter asked.

"Because that's funny!" I smiled, "I can't be pregnant!"

"But you are," the Great Sage growled.

My laughter disappeared as everyone's stern faces showed no jokes. I let go of Greta and flew that hand to my stomach. All I felt was fear.

What happened to me? D-did someone touch me when I was asleep?

"H-how?" I breathed, "I'm a virgin! If I remember correctly, it takes two to make a baby! So how the hell am I pregnant if I haven't had any sort of sexual encounter, unless you are all saying that I cheated on Yuuri! How dare you!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

My rage wasn't directed at them, but myself. I was too scared to even move and all I wanted was this thing inside of me gone.

"No, we aren't saying that, Kid," Yozak snapped and poked me square in the forehead, "That witch's powder, Gisela examined it with Anissina and that powder can make connected souls grow stronger to the point where the souls conceive a child without any sexual contact. Remember how your Great Ancestor Rufus had the Original Majesty's baby without the two having sexual encounters? Well, this is the same thing."

"Oh…" I trailed off and looked at my feet, "Who is the father then?"

"Who is the only one not here?" Greta said with rage laced in her voice. Obviously, something happened when I was asleep.

… Wait…

I looked out and saw Mother, Gisela, Anissina, Yozak, Greta, Conrad, Gunter, and Gwendal. All that's missing is, "Yuuri."