I was in History class and every morning my teacher tells us 3 fun facts, one of them was that it's illegal to hold a salmon suspiciously in England, and I'm like "Yep, I'm using this in a Fruk one shot." This is just for fun so don't hate because of that. I do not own Hetalia.

"What are you doing, frog." England hissed to France. France was standing in the middle of the street swinging a Salmon around in a suspicious manner, with a seductive smile and lust twinkling in his eyes. "Holding a Salmon suspiciously is illegal."

"Oh you are right. I guess you need to punish me now." France said smiling and wiggling his eye brows in a suggestive way. The England country blushed and started to stumble with his words.

"That is never going to happen." England said bluntly.

"Oh really?" France challenged.

"Yes, you don't have to break laws to get me to punish you." England blushed. France smiled, dropped the fish and walked closer to England. Pressing his lips to the Englishman softly.

"Kinky." France smirked.

The end.This fan fiction sucked, but like I said this was just for fun and not to be taken seriously.