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Match
A Fullmetal Alchemist/ Gravitation Crossover

By Cho

Roy Mustang groaned as his fellow worker, Riza Hawkeye, piled more stacks for reports and files for him to sign. She reached into her pocket and handed him a ballpoint pen. Glowering her, he took the pen reluctantly and sighed.

"Mr. Mustang, I'm sure that if you sit there and just complain you won't get any work done," she said, with a grip on the gun in her holster. Of course, in everyday life, a woman wouldn't be able to walk around the office with a loaded handgun, but the people who employed her made an exception, partly because she was once a security officer for the same company, but mostly because she was so fucking intimidating that they just gave her her way. Roy, noticing the grip on her gun, quickly grabbed at the pen and started writing; a few minutes later, he looked up and said to her as she was about to leave the room. "Do you think it would be okay if I worked and complained?" He inquired to her, but quickly snapped his head down when she began to take the gun from it's holster with her back turned to him still.

After she left, confirming that he had indeed started on his work, he began writing on the papers. His hand glided quickly over the papers, writing his scrawl of a signature numerous times. Soon, though, his mind drifted away from his steadily moving hand and to the thought of his young lover, Edward Elric, and what he was doing for dinner and other pleasurable activities, planned or unplanned. He only snapped out of the coma-like daydream when he heard a loud, "Ahem!"

Roy blinked; an annoyed looking Edward Elric standing, arms crossed and foot tapping noisily stood in front of him. Roy grinned devilishly and licked his lips. "Hello, Edward," he said coolly.

"Hello! That's all you have to say?" He leaned in on the desk, putting his hands as supports in two places on the desk that were unoccupied by paperwork. "No, 'Oh, I'm sorry for ignoring you and making you stand and wait at my desk while I was stupidly daydreaming," or something of the like! You know, if you would just get this paperwork done, you wouldn't be so late coming home all the time." The look in his eyes had changed gradually over time from angry to hurt. Roy smiled and scooted out his chair, signaling for Edward to walk swiftly around the desk and place himself on the other's lap comfortably, and to let Roy's non dominant hand wrap around his waist. Edward leaned back as Roy pushed his chair back into the desk and began signing papers again. Edward eyed the papers, moaning as Roy's fingers moved along his skin, up and down, subconsciously.

"So, Edward said, "Is this better? Are you getting more done?"

"Hmm," Roy started, taking a rather large stack of papers and placing them in a box that read 'OUT.' "You're quite the motivation."

Edward nuzzled into Roy's neck and kissed his skin. Before long, Roy emitted a low moan and a click signaled that the pen in his hand dropped from his hand and onto the desk. His grip on his Ed's waist tightened as he pulled the blonde closer to him, letting him kiss along the side of his neck and down his collar. Roy's second hand grabbed his waist and turned him towards him, not stopping him from continuing to kiss him. Roy kissed Edward's forehead at first chance and he pulled away, smiling devilishly before diving for Roy's lips for a soothing, spit swapping kiss. Roy pushed his tongue between Edward's teeth, causing Edward to wrap his arms around Roy's neck. As Edward pushed himself further onto his lover, a swift knock came to the door, interrupting their make out session. Edward pulled away, looking around for an exit, finding none, and no window this high would be suitable to leap from for a safe landing. Roy panicked and yelled, "Who is it?"

"Riza, I'm coming in so get your hands off of Ed--"

"Come in!" Roy hissed loudly, spinning his chair to the side and shoving Edward off his lap, causing him to fall with a hurt scowl on his face. Riza appeared in the room with a cart in front of her with work piled on it. She eyed the considerably shorter pile, but then her eyes drifter back to Roy, who was giving a hand to the crumpled Edward on the floor. He spoke without turning to her as Edward got to his feet and dusted off his jeans.

"Please be more -er- careful with your words. You know what will happen if one of the supervisors were to catch me with Edward in here again."

"Sir, I don't think they actually mind that Edward is here," she said casually as she picked up papers from the out box and put them on her cart, "I think that the fact that you two are, well," she glanced between them, "well, being you two, and keeping you," she wagged a finger at Roy, "from doing your work is what makes them want to fire you."

Edward turned from the lecture and shot Roy a worried look. "Fire you?" Edward gave him a harmless smack to the head. "Roy, without your part of the income, we'll have next to no money! You know my tiny part time is only to keep me at the university and as a bit of backup!"

"I didn't tell you? I was sure I-"

"HOW COULD YOU FORGET SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS THIS? GOD I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T STAND OVER YOUR SHOULDER THEN-"

Riza stepped quickly and silently from the room, pushing the cart in front of her.

"-I MEAN IT WOULD BE ONE THING IF YOU WERE, LIKE, MAYBE GIVEN LONGER HOURS OR SOMETHING AND YOU FORGOT, BUT THIS IS SERIOUS! FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE YOU HAVE TO SUPPOR MORE THAN JUST YOU! IF YOU GET FIRED AND LOOSE YOUR HOUSE, I'LL HAVE NOWHERE TO LIVE AND I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO DROP OUT OF COLLEGE!"

Edward heaved a breath and left his angry stare at the seated Roy, who looked like a strong wind had just pushed him back very far. He shook his head slightly and smiled at the boy, standing up and taking him into his arms to embrace him. He kissed the top of his head and murmured a soothing, "I'm sorry." Edward blushed and smiled.

The moment was broken when Edward's watch beeped, signaling that his next class was approaching. He smiled up at Roy and pushed onto his toes to peck him on the cheek before dashing from the room.

It was after all that that Roy decided that it was a productive day after all.

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A slow first chapter, I know, but you need to 'meet' our characters before they meet… I have a lot of this written up in my notebook already, so I just need to type it up. Because all of my current fics are Hagarens, I'm going to make this one a Gravitation, though it is based mostly around Ed and Roy because I'm better at writing them. My friend Aemi really enjoys this one, so I posted it because of her, yeah, whoopee. Okay… now, I must part, so drop me a review, please

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