"Were we wrong all along?"
"Probably. We were warned after all. You can't handle this either, no? It was truly unexpected."
"Huh. This is what I get for fucking a general. Should have stuck with the Puppy instead."
A smirk. "Too bad."
A pause. "…Shut Up. You aren't helping."
A widening of his lips. "But of course, darling. Can't afford to offend a mother-to-be, right?"
Dead silence.
"…That's it; you're sleeping on the couch tonight."
"WHAT?!"