Hay peeps im bored so I write this in my life skills class instead of listening to my teacher telling us y we should not drink alcohol oh and if you really want to know I do not own Doctor Who I don't even have a banana.
'The last Banana'
"Give me the banana" a strange skinny looking man was standing beside a tree staring up into the branches.
A strange noise that sounded something like "Ook ook ook." Could be heard form coming from the branches in the tree.
"I don't care about you pet duck's brothers pony, I want the banana" The Doctor yelled to the orangutan sitting up in the tree holding the last banana in the whole banana plantation.
"Ook ook ooook." The orangutan replied throwing a long sharp pointing stick at The Doctors head
He replied by shaking his fist and yelling "What..? My mother does not eat cat food, come down here and fight me like a man, or monkey or whatever you are." While The Doctor continued his rant the orangutan slowly climbed down the tree.
As soon as the monkey was on the ground The Doctor exclaimed as he grabbed the banana.
He ran as fast as he could towards the Tardis not looking back to see the horde of furry orange things chasing him. He ran into the Tardis slamming the door and quickly dematerializing.
As soon as he had landed on a nearby planet, he went to grab the banana "JACK!!!" he yelled, Jack walked in looking amused "I'm going to kill you"
"Woops!!" exclaimed jack as he started to run.