A/N: So this is my first attempt at posting a fanfic. I've been writing parodies with my brother for a couple years now, but just kept them on my iPod. My brother gets equal credit for this, whether that's a good or bad thing... XD
Disclaimer: I do not own Thor, any characters in Thor, Mario, Mario Kart, Gale Hawthorne, or District 12. The rights belong to Marvel, Nintendo, and Suzanne Collins.
I think that covers everything.
Chapter 1: Rainbow Road
Thor, Loki, Sif, and the Warriors Three were riding down the Bifrost when suddenly, they were hit by a flying banana (or rather, six of them). They were then passed by a man with a mustache in a go-kart. "I'm-ah Mario!" He yelled behind him.
"How dare you strike the son of Odin!" Thor yelled, throwing a random, convenient (and unfortunate) spiky blue turtle after this 'Mario.'
"Thor! You weren't supposed to say that yet! Didn't you pay any attention to the script?" Loki exclaimed.
"Do not think to tell me what I can or cannot do, baby Frost Giant!"
"...what?"
"Besides, I don't need you for a brother. I've already got this guy!"
Thor pulled over a small bearded man with a pick.
"Hey! Wrong miner, idiot!" Grumpy yelled.
"Whoops. I mean, this guy!"
"What the- this isn't District 12!" Said a very confused Gale Hawthorne.
"There is no District 12." Thor said solemnly.
"Hey! Don't steal my lines!"