Stewie, Brian, and a piece of crap!
Genre-Humor
Rated-M
I don't own Family Guy
Stewie-Brian Brian where are you? I need you to get my naked butt out of this tub!
Brian-Where's Louis?
Stewie Get me out instantly!
Brian-Why? I'm watching Opera.
Stewie-I took a shit, and now it is trying to eat me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian-Why did you crap in the tub in the first place?
Stewie-I don't know? I am supposed to crap him out not the other way around!
Brian-I'm coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stewie-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian-[running in] where the hell are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crap-[crap out Stewie] I couldn't hold him anymore!!!!!!!!! He was terrible!!!!!!!!!
Brian-[beat the crap out of the poop] Damit no I have crap all over me!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're lucky I love you.
Stewie-Woooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm not gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian-Now I'm going to beat the crap out of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stewie-Please don't? I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian- Ok, but where is Louis?
Stewie-BBBBBUUUUURRRRRPPPPP I don't know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian-Call the cops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stewie-Why?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian-Louis can you hear me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stewie-Shut up Brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian-Should there be a song or commercial to end this dam show?
Stewie-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it is coming and it is going to kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian-By!!!!!!!! There is nothing to look at!!