OMG...Shoes

Summary: a parody of the "OMG, shoes " vid on youtube.

Dean, and Sam Winchester were sitting on a couch in a random, dirty hotel. It's was

Christmas Day and John Winchester brought presents. Deans' presents consist of a new car

and a sweet leather jacket. "Thanks dad."

"You're welcome son." Sam opened up his package. It was a brand new blender and it was

pink. "What were you expecting Sam? Some Condamns?" Sam got up with disgust. "What

are you going to do with your life?" asked John.

"I'm gonna get what I want!" Sam left the hotel room, and began to walk the streets of the

town he was in. Then suddendly... Sam spotted a shoe store. He walked over to the window

and stared at the shoes on display. He looked up and saw this woman staring at him. "Shoes!"

Sam got on his cell phone and called up his buddy. He called up the "yellow eyed demon",

"Lets get some shoes!" The "yellow eyed demon" was game and meet up with Sam at the shoe

store.

"Shoes!" cried the demon.

"OMG shoes! Shoes! Shoes!" Sam said as the demon and him walked in the store. Sam saw

these cute red pumps. "These shoes rule!" Then he turned around and saw some gray flats

with red feathers. "These shoes suck!" He turned around again and saw knee high boots.

"These shoes rule!" He looked across the store and saw some purple stripper shoes.

"These shoes suck!"

"Shoes! Shoes! Shoes! OMG shoes!" was all that the demon said.

Sam laid his eyes on some green wedges. "These shoes cost three hundred dollars! These

shoes cost three hundred dollars! These shoes cost three hundred fucking dollars! Lets

get them!

"Shoes!" the demon said again.

"I think you have too many shoes!" said the cashier.

"Shut up!" Sam told her. The demon and Sam went to another shoe store.

"I think you have too many shoes!"

"Shut up!" Same thing happened at a third shoe store.

"I think you have too many shoes!"

"Shut up!" Sam said as he betch slapped the cashier to the ground. "Silly boy."

Sam said as he smashed the guys face with his shoe.

At the last store, the cashier made a big mistake. She told Sam "Your feet aren't

gonna fit these shoes."

"Oh. Oh. Oh, by the way betch, fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!" Sam jumped on the cashier

and had an all out catfight with her. The yellow eyed demon killed the cashier with his
yellow eyed mystical powers.

"Shoes!"

"You're right yellow eyes, let's get some shoes!" Sam and the yellow eyed demon are still

out looking for shoes till this day.