I hate it when Snape is always in my way
When I try and make those Gryffindorks pay
For always making fun of my favorite boy
A guy we all call Draco Malfoy
'Cause it ain't a sin
To be a sexy Slytherin
So back off Harry Potter
You're just jealous Draco's hotter
I'm sick of hearing Potter's caught the Snitch
We should of kicked his arse off the pitch
But Dumbledore's always got Harry's back
So I have to wait to make my attack
You know it ain't a sin
To be an evil Slytherin
So Potter can go and boast
'Cause his parents still are toast
I really wanna A-K that Hermione Granger
She always looks like she woke up in a manger
And that Weasel with all his filthy red hair
They always made such and ugly pair
It ain't really a sin
To be a bitter Slytherin
Who'd want to be a mudblood
Or date a Weasley dud
It ain't no sin
To be rockin' Slytherin
'Cause when you're in our House
You'll always be fab-u-lous!