The Ipod demon

The seconed chapter of stupidity. Warning: it's not what you think. Don't think of i-pods..

Dante: What the fuck is the i-pod demon?

Sofia: you'll see

Dante: I don't want to.

Sofia: fine. Then I'll just lower your payment

Dante: you can't do that!

Sofia: I am the author and I can do what ever I want and you can't do shit about it.

Dante: (mutters) one of these days..

Sofia: alright. That's it someone get this asshole out of here he's pissing me off. (sees Nevan) ah nevan come over here and get rid of him.

Dante: no! Get that bitch away from me!

For the next few minutes all that can be heard is that idiot screaming. I will not tell what is being done. You don't need to know.

Now to start the commercial. First you have the I-pod nano , then i-phone, and the i-pod touch but now ladies and assholess you have the i-pod demon!!!(the i-pod demon is … haha just to torture Dante I put him as the i-pod demon! )

It follows you(ladies if you do not want a stalker and a pervert then don'tget this!) ,it talks(too much unfortunately. I still haven't found a way to shut him up. ), it even holds up to six and a half songs!!!

Here are some reviews from our satisfied customers!

Vergil: That fuckin asshole ruined my life!!! Why the fuck would you assholes hire my brother!?

Sofia Because it's the only way to stop him from annoying me! Now go to hell a-hole!

Nevan: The i-pod demon sucks! You are the worst company ever!

Sofia: How about I set Dante on you then?

Nevan: NOO!!!(runs screaming from the room)

Doppelganger: ….. (beep) … (beep)…

Sofia: alright who put the Doppelganger here?

Spyro: I do not know.

Sofia: get him off the set he's ruining the commercial.

Doppelganger: FUCK YOU BITCH!!!

Sofia: So he can talk after all. Alright where's our other costumer or has the i-pod demon killed her already?

Spyro: the next buyer is lara croft from tomb raider.

Sofia: oh shit that's not good.

Lara enters.

Lara: hello. Do you have the i-pod demon for sell?

Sofia: um …yeah. Why?

Lara: I would like to buy it please.

Sofia: No you don't trust me.

Lara:and how do you know I don't want it?

Sofia: Okay fine then!!! Take it!!!! Selfish bitch!

Lara takes the i-pod demon. The next two days she brought it back.

Sofia: what you don't like it?

Lara: (takes out her pistols and starts shooting the author) YOU BITCH! THAT BASTERD HAS FOLLWED ME EVERYWHERE!!! EVEN TO THE BATH ROOM!!!

Sofia: Didn't you read the product review? We said specifically if you did not want a stalker do not get it! Seriously are you fucked in the head?

Lara: well what am I going to do now?

Sofia: we could call the nuthouse and send him there.

WARNING! PEOPLE THIS HOSPITAL PHONE LINE DOES NOT EXIST AND DO NOT USE THIS DIOLUGE FOR PRANK CALLS!!!!!

Dante starts to call on the phone.

Computer-phone lady: Hello this is the northern Australian mental hospital. If you know your parties extension please dials it now. If not please listen to the following. If you want rabies shot please press 1. If you want the wacko doctor please press 2. If you are lost in the streets the men in the white coats will be sure to come get you. If all else fails please take a gun and shot your self in the head. If that doesn't work and you have a headache, take an aspirin and repeat the process.

Dante sees his guns ebony and ivory, takes one of them and shoots himself.(ashole) He then has a headache later.

Dante: what the fuck! I hate you, you fuckin stupid computer phone lady!!!!

Sofia: well that didn't help. I'll just give him to Vergil to deal with.

Vergil: NOOOOO!!!

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Vergil: I think it's fucked up and you're a bitch!

Sofia: I wasn't talking to you basterd.

That remark earns her getting locked in the basement with Vergil doing GOD KNOWS WHAT TO HER!

Sofia: ahhhhh!!!

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