Ah boy. I know I haven't yet completed ROTB but I really wanted to put up this small three shot story. Its simple and not my best work. Just a little something my brain seemed to crap out one day. I don't expect much from this sorry excuse.
Cupcake Flavored Kisses
Tala glared strong and hard at the little blue chap stick he held. 'A Cupcake flavored and scented fun filled stick', was what the abomination had written on its evil blue wrapper. Shocking it was all Walgreen's seemed to have and to the Russian's demise he really needed the product. He couldn't stand the fact of kissing Bryan with dry lips it was completely out of the question, but cupcake flavored? Come on, he's the ruthless caption of the Blitzkrieg Boys! Tough guys like him do not wear cupcake scented chap stick.
Tala cringed as he unwillingly dropped the horrid thing into his shopping cart. He could only imagine what would become of him if that little shit Ion found out about his girly necessity. A bloody nightmare really. Tala placed all his purchases onto the counter and angrily watched as the cashier rang up his stuff. When it came down to the chap stick the cashier starred oddly at Tala with a raised eyebrow.
"Got a problem!" Tala snapped. He glared viciously at the cashier till he finished ringing up the stuff.
"Have a nice day."
"Fuck you." Tala stormed out the door with his evil purchase.
Tala cursed all the way home, fuming over the chap stick, the cashier, and the soon to be nightmare named Ion. Tala stopped before entering the house to apply the evil. The moment he opened the blasphemy the suffocating scent of cupcakes filled his nose and slapped him across the face like a sad reality. The stick itself was a neon blue with bright pink glitter…. GLITTER! "Oh hell no!" He could not be seen with such a girlish thing on him. Sure he had a boyfriend and many people said he was a bit girly but he wasn't that gay! Tala shoved the evil into his pocket and angrily kicked the door open and slammed it shut.
"Tala? Is that you? Did you remember my gummy worms?" Ion called from the living room. Tala stormed into the room and chucked the colorful candy at Ion. "Thank you….Whoa! Tala your lip is like…. Bleeding. I thought you went to buy chap stick?" Ion eyed Tala's lip from all angels as if he'd never seen a bleeding lip before today.
"FUCK!" Tala rushed to the bathroom and caught the reflection of his bloody lip and cringed. He really had no choice but to use the chap stick this was beyond kissing Bryan with dry lips, he had to apply the Barbie girl shit or have scabbed lips. Tala licked the blood off and brought the chap stick back out. He slowly took the cap off, once again smelling the super strong sent of sweetness.
"Okay Tala, chap stick or no chap stick? Kiss Bryan or not….. fuck." Tala pressed the blue glitter infested balm to his lips and smeared it.
"Bout time you come back." Bryan turned to Tala from the other side of the kitchen and seductively gestured with his hand for Tala to go to him. Tala hesitated for a moment despite the glitter but gave in when Bryan licked his lips. Tala wrapped his arms around Bryan's neck and lovingly gazed up into his boyfriends grey eyes. Bryan was about to kiss Tala but quickly paused. "Tala are you wearing glitter on ….. your lips?"
Tala's pale cheeks turned to a bright red with embarrassment.
"It was all they had."
Bryan chuckled quietly and pulled Tala into a rather hot kiss. With a quick tongue war of colliding tongue piercings both males finally parted. Bryan licked his lips and whispered in Tala's ear.
"Cupcake flavor?" Bryan kissed Tala's ear with a small nip,"I like it."
"Hey who's girly cupcake shit is in the bathroom?" Tala froze at Ion's outburst.