So, guys. It's been a while. And I should have done this in the holidays but I couldn't be bothered. Anyway, as a new story altogether, another disclaimer is required. But you guys already know that I don't own Devil May Cry. So on to the important stuff.

TEH CREDO SHOW!!!
Season Two

Episode One: Behind The Scenes.

(The narration setting is in the CONDOM movie studio, which is based with a certain game making company. Trish is going to propose a script to the executive as Mr Kobayashi-san guy couldn't find a good idea to fuck up the sequel. In fact it is no longer a 'narration' as it will be heard throughout the story but this will actually be shown instead off a voice over. Okay, I'll just change the font if it's a voice over okay?)

Executive: So how are we supposed to screw our fans and then win them back with very chessy dialogue?

Trish: But the story already has cheesy dialogue...

Executive: Fine. Then we'll advertise things on the next story!

Trish: But that's risky!

Executive: Yeah, well so is having some guy fuck around a tower yelling 'LET'S PARTY!!!', like a fucking college student.

Dante: Hey! I was trying to be a high school student as much as I could!

Trish: Maybe we could replace Credo with Vergil and dress him up like...

Vergil: Not interested(continues to read a book)...

Trish: Fucking Vergil!!!

Executive: Come on, Trish! We need you to have a shit idea! I wouldn't want to do to you what I did to Kamiya...!(Points outside of window)

(Kamiya is dancing around in a Sonic The Hedgehog suit)

Kamiya: La, di, da, la, di, da(notices Executive). Oh, hey George!!! When are we going to make Devil May Cry 2 together!? WHEN!?!!!11!?!

(Trish shudders nervously)

Trish: Oh! I got it!!!

(The whole picture changes to Credo, standing in Heaven)

Trish: Okay, so he is in Heaven...(Credo smiles)and he is Captain Of The Pirate Ship that is in the Caribbean.(Credo smiles more)

Dante: Isn't the Caribbean on Earth, not Heaven?(Credo frowns)

Trish: Ohhhh, mighty geologist! How great of you to locate the Caribbean! How about telling us how to make a story!?!? Huh!?!! HUH!?!?!!!?(Credo chants 'Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!')

Dante:...Bitch...(Credo laughs).

Trish: Anyway, he goes around arresting people because of their crimes because he's a Captain!

Dante: Of pirates!!!

Trish: Are you on CSI now!!?!

Dante: No, it just doesn't take a fucking Sherlock to figure that out!!!

Trish: What the hell does a famous detective have to do with crime!?

Dante: This is why Enzo refuses to go out with you? Because you're an idiot!

Trish: No, it's because he's trying to keep away from hookers, but I don't know why that relates to me...

Executive: Enough!!!

Dante: Sorry...

Trish: Yeah, my bad...

Executive: Okay, so what is your script?

Trish: Okay well, then...

(The picture changes to Credo arresting a few people in his pirate ship with that weird Law & Order theme song in the background for two minutes. After that, the picture changes to Credo watching TV.).

TV News Reporter: ...and onto other news, Credo, the new Lieutenant in town has made many arrests since he has come from Hell. He has arrested the many involved for his false sentence to Hell such as the angel that left him in Hell and the person on the phone that was such an asshole to him. It is reported that he now has evidence to take in...

(TV is turned off. The camera turns to Credo holding the remote control like a badass)

Credo: You know that was going to come back to haunt you buddy...

(Credo turns around to find two other angels arresting the Grim Reaper).

Grim Reaper: NO!!! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!! GOD TOLD ME TO!!! GAHD TELLEDED ME TO!!!!!!

Angel: Tell it to the judge...

Angel 2: Yeah, you're going away for a long time...

Grim Reaper: Please, let me go! (Leaps at Credo for forgiveness, on his knees) Please, it's God's fault!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!! (An angel take him away and he screams like a woman).

(The scene changes to God(Played by Morgan Freeman) sitting on his throne)

God: Shit, I think he's getting suspicious! I need to go in hiding...

Angel: There's currently a free spot for someone who wants to be the part of a multimillion business and makes a suit and a car for a vigilant that only comes out at night....

God: Fuck! I was hoping for a Dirty Harry movie that wanted a black actor! Ah well...(disappears into dust)

(Credo kicks down the door)

Credo: Where is he!?

Angel: I don't know who you're talking about!

(A guy called Bruce appears)

Bruce: Hi! (Begins reading a piece of paper) I'm supposed to be God for a day...

Credo: You're coming with me!

(Credo arrests 'God' for one count of sending him to Hell in order to get 10,000 demons killed).

(The setting is changed at a bar as people celebrate Credo saving the day, by arresting everyone.)

Angel cops: Yeah, nice one buddy (Everyone hi-fives Credo).

Credo: Yeah, I know but I couldn't have done it without....

(Agnus pops out of nowhere)

Agnus: ME!!!!!

Credo: Uhhhhhhhhh....What?

Agnus: Me!

Credo: What?

Agnus: Me...?

Credo: ......

(Hot angel chick walks to Credo)

Credo: Oh yeah, I couldn't do this without my wife, right here. She does something that I have to thank her for.

(Everyone celebrates and Agnus moves sadly to a dark corner and begins to sniffle)

(Dante disrupts the narration audio by snoring and the picture changes to the boardroom where Dante is sleeping and Trish and the Producer look at him, annoyed.)

Trish: Fucking dickhead! (Zaps his arm and Dante jumps out of his chair) Anyway...

(The picture changes back to the story and the party is over. Credo is the last to go home and as he is walking to his car in a dark alley in the middle of Heaven, he hears something.)

Dante: Wait, why is there a dark alley in the middle of Heaven?!

Trish: Shut up! It's part of the something that I'm doing...Just watch the story!!!

Credo: What? Who's there? (The noise is from a huge bush in the middle of the dark alley and Credo begins to walk towards it)

Dante: What?! Now there's a bush in the middle of a dark alley?!

Producer: Shut up Dante, or I'll cut your salary!!!

Dante: Yuck, celery!

(Credo walks into the bush and more noise is heard)

Credo: Who is it?

(The noise begins to come from a wardrobe in the bush)

Dante: Are you fucking kidding me!? You zapped me awake for this!?!!?11?!!11

(Credo walks into the wardrobe and finds himself back in Hell, and God appears out of nowhere)

God: Ha, ha!!! You fell into my trap card!!! (Reveals Yu-Gi-Oh card, 'The Lion, The God and The Wardrobe to Hell!!!')

Credo: Dammit!!! You said that you forfeit that game! Son of a bitch!!! (Life points go down from 4000 to 3900)

God: As long as you spend an hour in Hell, you lose one hundred life points!!! And if you don't kill over nine thousaaaaannnddd demons, you lose our game and you die in Hell!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!!!! (Teleports out of Hell)

Credo: Not again!!! At least I'm not stuck with...

(Agnus appears out of nowhere)

Credo: FUCK!!!!

So that's it. I hope I haven't lost it though. Don't want it to be too long so hopefully I suceeded.

I'll be back soon...