Sonic is © to SEGA. I made this out of boredom.
Sonic was bored and was surfing the internet. He came across EBay. He began to sing.
A used…pink bathrobe
A rare…mint snow globe!
A SMURFF…TV tray
That I bought on EBAY!
My house…is filled with, this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap!
'Most every day…what I bought on EBAY!
TELL ME WHY!
I need another pet rock?
TELL ME WHY!
I bought that ALF alarm clock!
TELL ME WHY!
I BID ON SHATNER'S OLD TOUPEE!
THEY
HAD IT ON EBAY!
I'll buy…your knick-knack!
Just check…My feedback!
A PLUS PLUS! They all say…they love me
On EBAY!
Gonna buy!
A slightly damaged golf bag!
Gonna buy!
Some beanie babies new tag!
From some guy!
I've never met in Norway!
FOUND HIM!
ON EBAY!
I am the type who
is liable to snipe you
with 2 seconds left to go! WHOA!
With or Visa, whatever'll please ya
As long as I've got
THE DOUGH!
I'll buy…your tchotchkes
Sell me…your watch please!
I'll buy…I'll buy…I'll buy…I'll buy…
I'M HIGHEST BIDDER NOW!
JUNK KEEPS ARRIVING IN THE MAIL!
FROM THAT WORLDWIDE GARAGE SALE!
((Hey a Dukes of Hazzard ashtray))
HEY A DUKES OF HAZZARD ASHTRAY! Oh, YEAH!
I BOUGHT IT ON EBAY!
WANNA BUY…A PACMAN FEVER LUNCHBOX!
WANNA BUY…A CASE OF VINTAGE TUBE SOCKS!
WANNA BUY…A KLEENEX USED BY DR. DRE ((used by Dr. Dre))
FOUND IT!
ON EBAY!
WANNA BUY…A FARROW FAWCET POSTER!
PEZ DISPENSERS AND A TOASTER!
Don't know WHY
It's the stuff you throw away!
I'LL BUY ON EBAY!!
What I bought on EBay-y-y-y-y-y-y…
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