HiYA! This is Zee, I dunno why I call myself that but anyways, second Fanfiction, PLEASE REVIEW ME!!
Oh yea...I don't own Twilight, I only wish I did
Chapter Dedicated to: Hay, I shall now call her that, she knows who she is.... No Cullen Sandwiches here Hay!
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Edward's thoughts: Okay, I admit it. It was kind of a bad idea to get Jasper to spike Emmett with sugar, but he is hyper nearly all the time, I wanted to see what would happen if he ate sugar, But it was especially bad because Jasper had spiked Emmet in Volterra, during an important banquet, ooops.....
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Rosalie: Emmett, is something wrong?
Emmett: I think someone has spiked my.....
Rosalie: What?
Emmett: SUGAR!!!!!!!
[Streets of Volterra, 5 minutes later]
Emmett's thoughts: Woo....Shiny...skin....sparkly....kitty......oh no kitty dead...not meant to sit on cats....sob....sob.....LOOK ANOTHER KITTY!!!
Oh my Carlisle, that doggy just ate that cat, sobby, but maybe it was Jacob, dam that huge red dog, not russet Bella, what kind of colour is RUSSET?....it's like rust.....mmmm......like blood.....yum....oh human......drools....blood.....
Emmett: 'NO BLOOD FOR EMMETT!! EMMETT WANT SUGER!! WHY DOES PEOPLES LOOKY AT EMMETT FUNNY WHEN HE SAY THAT!!!!????'
Emmet's thoughts: Emmett....sugar!....gona go find some!....steal some!....be a bad boy....Rosie loves bad boys like Emmett.....especially when they dresses up and lets Rosie have a whip.......ohhhh.......SUGAR!!!!! UNICORNS!!!....they come for your soul! AHHHH....scream and run away....they is like possessed goats!!!...
Emmett: 'EMMETT SCARED!!!!!'
Emmett's thoughts: Emmett want hug.....stranger no like Emmett's hugs.....NO COME BACK STRANGER!! I WANT TO HUGS YOU AGAIN! Sob.....Emmett sad.........AND HAPPY AGAIN!! Emmett wants SUGAR!!! Gona go get some!
Grab Edward too...he needs sugar...Jasper too...and Alice....and Esme...and Bella..........and.......CARLISLE!
Carlisle no like sugar! HOWWWW? Impossible....Carlisle need to see doctor...no Carlisle is a doctor...EMMETT MADE A FUNNY!
Bella need sugar...make her hyper....NEED CAFFEINE TOO!!!!!!!!
Alice: What the hell did you two do to him?
Jasper: It wasn't my fault, Edward made me do it!
Edward: I didn't make you do anything! You were the one that put sugar in his drink!
Jasper: It was so your fault!
Edward: Was not!
Jasper: Was too!
Edward: WAS NOT!
Jasper: IT SO TOTALLY WAS!
Alice: SHUT UP! Both of you, we've lost him now
Jasper: Damn it! This is all your fault Edward!
Edward: Is Not!
Jasper: Is too!
Alice: I thought I already told you two to shut up!
Carlisle: (Appears out of Volterra Tower) ALRIGHT! WHO DID IT?
Esme: Calm down Carlbear please!
Edward, Jasper, Alice and Rosalie: CARL-BEAR??!!
Carlisle: SHUT IT! Now tell me, who spiked Emmett?!
[Jasper and Edward point at each other]
Carlisle: You obviously don't realize how serious this is.....
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Oooh, what will happen next?
Will Emmett ever find more sugar?
Will Jasper and Edward get more immature?
Will Carlisle ever hear the end of Carl-bear?
Will they ever find Emmett?
Will Bella appear?
Did I leave my straighteners on?
REVIEW AND READ ON TO FIND OUT!
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