Chapter 1

A Lonely Heart

"Yay! Yay! Yay! We finally get to go home!"

Sanzo rubbed his temples, trying to will away the headache, "Will you please sit down and shut up?" He hissed out.

Goku sat down.

Hakkai chuckled, "So, since this is actually all over what do you say we have a victory diner when we get home?"

"FOOD!"

Sanzo glared at Hakkai for making the boy yell again. Hakkai just chuckled nervously and shrugged.

Gojyo lit up a cigarette, "Man, when we get back I'm hitting the town and lookin' for some chicks."

"Ew! You pervy water sprite I didn't need to hear that!"

"Well you stupid monkey nobody said you had to listen!"

"How am I supposed to not listen when you're sitting right next to me?"

Sanzo's hand was itching to pull out his gun; he wanted to shoot them so badly he could taste it. And it tasted so good.

"Gah!" Goku tried to bite the huge hand that covered his face.

Gojyo ignored the monkey trying to eat his hand and tapped Hakkai on the shoulder, "Hey man. Why are going backwards?"

Hakkai looked down at the gears, "I'm not in reverse."

Sanzo looked over his shoulder, "This is bullshit."

"What! What's going on?!" Goku managed to yell as he ripped Gojyo's hand from his face.

Gojyo looked over his shoulder too, "Wow, that is one big hole."

Goku stared in wonder, "What is it?"

Hakkai frantically pushed on the gas, trying to outrun the pull, "I don't know but we're about to find out. I can't get away from it!"

Sanzo sighed, "This is complete bullshit."

The woman tossed in her sleep; disturbing the police dog next her that jumped off the bed. Deciding not to lay with its restless master.

Her dark brown almost black hair came just past her shoulders and stuck to the sweat on her face. Her hazel eyes stayed clenched shut as her chest heaved with each heavy breath. Her police badge hung haphazardly from her neck, the cool chain doing nothing to her heated caramel skin.

A crash sounded somewhere in her house and she shot up, her heavy breathing slowly steadying. She reached under her pillow for her pistol and eased from the bed.

The police dog had already stationed itself outside her room, at the ready.

"Go ahead Jazz."

The dog gave a low grow and stepped into the dark hall, pacing to the living room, the woman behind him.

She clicked he safety off on her gun and stepped into the living room.

"Dammit, what the hell happened?"

"I don't know."

"Does anybody else hear growling?"

"Maybe it's your stomach you dumb monkey."

A gun cocked, "It sounds like a…dog."

The lights flicked on and the woman pointed her gun at the man infront of her, who in turn, pointed his gun at her.

Hazel eyes glared into violet ones that glared right back, "Why are you in my home?"

A soft kind voice answered for the violet eyes man, "We uh…don't know."

The dog barked and took a step, the woman glanced over from the corner of her eye, "How can you not know?"

"Look, I'm in no mood for this." The blond in front of her spoke.

She shot right past his face, "Neither am I, who are you?"

The kind green eyed man spoke again, "My name is Hakkai, that there is Sanzo and this is Goku and Gojyo."

Gojyo smirked, "Now, why won't a pretty lady like you drop the gu-"

She shot in his direction, "Stop playing games with me!"

Sanzo took the opportunity to knock the gun from her hand and grab her. But the woman used her police training to relieve him of his own gun and turn it on him.

Gojyo took a step forward and the dog jumped him.

"On your knees."

Sanzo did as he was told with a scowl on his face. The woman glared, "Jazz!"

The dog didn't answer. She looked over and saw that the dog was on top of Gojyo, giving the man friendly licks to his face.

"The hell?"

The woman set a cup of coffee down in front of Sanzo, "So, you guys are from china, you just finished defeating these people who were mixing science with magic and fooling with demons, and you have no idea how you got here?"

They all nodded. She sighed and looked down at the white cat in Hakkai's arms, "And that cat was once a dragon that could turn into a jeep?"

They nodded again.

"Ok I'm going to bed, this is crazy."

"Wait, please miss lady."

She looked down at Goku as he grabbed her hand and gave her a pitiful look, "I'm sorry kid. This is just way to hard to believe, especially since you guys speak perfect English."

"English? What's that?" Gojyo asked as he pet Jazz. The dog had taken a quick liking to the man.

"Forget it."

"Um excuse me miss, what is your name?" Hakkai asked.

She gave them wary looks, "Chelsea. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to bed."

The men watched her go and Goku took steps to follow her until Sanzo grabbed his cape. "Oh no you don't."

Gojyo leaned back in his chair and looked around the kitchen. The whole place was chrome and marble. He saw things that were familiar and other things that weren't, "So monk. Do you know where we are?"

"Of course I don't you idiot."

Goku sat on the ground cutely, "Well, what are we supposed to do?"

Hakkai shook his head, "I really don't know."

Gojyo stretched out on the chair, "We need to find out. Somebody sent us here and they are GOING to send us back."

Sanzo sighed, "That's the smartest thing you said since we got here."

Chelsea stared at the ceiling in her bedroom, she could still here them talking. They really didn't know where they were. But was she really supposed to believe all that magic and demon crap?

As a cop she had come across some weird shit before but this was just overboard. Maybe when she woke up in the morning, they wouldn't be there.

A/N: Aloha! I have written a Saiyuki story before but I was just itching to write a new one. I am doing a joint one with a friend of mine but this one is separate from that one. I just wanted to put this out and see what people thought before I continued it. I like feedback but flames will be used for the grill!