Note: I don't own the premise of this story. It's partially based on My Dysfunctional Family by SailorMarble14. The only difference is that all of the personalities, except Svetlana and Chester, are the same age. While the guys are all 16 and quadruplets, Svetlana is 14 and Chester is 70. The five siblings are being raised by their grandfather. Not going to say much more or it will all be spoiled.

Mike snored. In his dream, he was the most popular guy at school instead of Vito.

His dream girl, who would love action movies and Ultimate Kickboxing, would be insanely gorgeous and super smart, had appeared—

BAM, BAM!

"Mike, we're going to be soooo late!" Svetlana yelled. Mike woke up and went through his routine.

His morning got worse: his cereal was gone by the time he got to breakfast, he forgot his lunch, and he missed the bus.

When he got to school, he headed to class. Putting his head down on his desk, he just wanted the world to go away.

Meanwhile, Vito was talking to a new girl in his homeroom class. Her skin was very pale, and her hair was cherry red.

"Okay, now look, pasty," Vito said. "You're kinda cute, but you're not my type."

The girl walked dejectedly to her English class. There, she met Mal. He, being the bold guy he is, asked her to come to his house for a date. Here's how it happened:

"Hi," the girl said unhappily, sitting down next to Mal.

"Hello, I'm Mal," he answered, holding out his hand.

"Zoey."

"Hey, you wanna come over to my house tonight?"

"Really?" She was surprised.

"Yeah."

"Cool. Uh, can you come pick me up, since I don't know where you live?"

"Sure." She handed him her address.

That night, Mike headed to Cameron's house to play video games with Cam, Sam, and Harold, Manitoba went treasure hunting, and Svetlana, Mal, and Vito stayed home.

Mal came back with Zoey around 6. Vito met her as Mal brought her in.

"Yo, bro, why you bring pasty to the house?" he asked. Zoey's chocolate brown eyes widened.

"You didn't tell me you had a brother!"

"Actually, Vito's only one of my brothers. He, Manitoba, Mike, and I are quadruplets." Svetlana came skidding down the stairs, blonde hair flying. I had to change her look slightly (actually, a lot.) She now has long, curly blonde hair, ice-blue eyes, and is really pretty. Also, this is a little bit based on the manga series, Me and My Brothers, since the little sister has four overprotective older brothers. That's pretty much the only connection (unless I slip up and write more.) Since Svetlana is not a typical name in Canada or the US, her nickname is Sarah, or Sally. Done now, with this personal anecdote. Dang my science teacher!

"Hi, Mal!" she said, her purple dress flying as she landed.

"Hi, Sally," he said through gritted teeth.

"You have a sister, too?" Zoey was smiling. "She's nicer than my twin sister." Why, oh why, do I enjoy making multiples? You know, twins, triplets, quadruplets. I can't help it! Someone get me some help!

The date, needless to say, went downhill from there.

Zoey met Manitoba at lunch the next day. Pretty much the same thing happened, except she and Manitoba got along well. She wanted a bit more time to get used to the town.

Mike felt like one huge boulder was in his stomach. He saw her- his dream girl! Her hair was cherry red, her eyes were chocolate brown, and her skin was pale, but not too pale. Not like Gwen's. She was talking to Dawn, the local hippie.

"… I couldn't believe I dated two guys who were from the same family, much less part of a set of quadruplets! I mean, Mal—" Mal?! "—was okay, but we didn't really have anything to talk about. Manitoba was better. He's going to give me some time to get used to the town before we go out again."

Oh, cripes. She's dated two of my brothers? He didn't notice she had stopped in front of him.

"Hey, Manitoba." Oh, fantastic, she thinks I'm Manitoba. "Why'd you take off your hat?"

"Oh, uh, um, well—gotta go!" He ran in the other direction. As soon as he was out of her sight, he slapped his forehead. "Idiot!"

At home, he just picked at his dinner. Svetlana could tell something was wrong.

"Mike? What happened?" she asked.

"Svetlana, why am I such an idiot?"

"I dunno, maybe because you are!" joked Vito.

"Mike, what's wrong?"

"I'll tell you. I met the girl of my dreams today and she thought I was Manitoba!"

"Ouch." All four of his siblings cringed.

"After that, I was so tongue-tied that I ran off."

"What'd she look like?" Mal asked

"Well, her hair was the color of a cherry, and her eyes were chocolate brown."

"Dude, that's Zoey! She and I went out a couple days ago."

"No way!" Manitoba said. "She and I went out yesterday."

"I know," Mike said. "I heard her telling Dawn in the hall."

"Well, go get her, tiger!" Svetlana encouraged her brother.

"Thanks."

Sorry to end it here, but if I don't I'll start rambling in the story. Yes, I think both Mal and Manitoba would be romantic rivals for Mike. If you haven't read Three Guys, Two Bystanders, and One Girl, read it and everything will become clear. Anyway, Total Drama: Pakhitew Island premieres on July 7! Can't wait! Also, in this AU, My Little Pony exists, and Zoey and Dawn are both Pegasisters. Not a brony or Pegasister? BECOME ONE OF US! Let's see, what else? Oh, yeah! Some of my work will not be published here. Instead, it will be published on Tia and Lulu's account. The Frozen Dawn and The Scott VS Dawn Files were my work. I'm Tia! And Pipper! Why am I still talking now?