Hidan: A Kamikaze Story
Side story to 'Scissors'. In chapter nine, it was mention how before Akatsuki, Hidan trained to be a Kamikaze..
By: B.E.N.
"I'm so fucking bored!" Hidan yelled angrily, before slamming his scythe into a nearby tree, "What's the point in living if I'm bored?!" Then, an older man, hunched over and weary looking, appeared before him.
"Are you bored with life?" he asked, sounding suspiciously like an infomercial. Hidan blinked and crossed his arms in front of him.
"Yeah, what's it to an old bastard like you?"
"Do you want to spice up your life?" The old man continued, staring at him in a creepy fashion. Hidan shrugged.
"Not with chili powder; I'm allergic."
"Then do we have a deal for you!" was the old man's enthusiastic reply. Hidan stiffened.
"…who the hell is 'we'?" He asked, "Are you fucking psycho?"
"We want YOU to be a kamikaze!!" The man practically screamed, pointing at him, "It's sure to put a 'BANG' in your life!" Hidan snickered.
"That was so fucking cheesy." He said slowly. He thought about it for a moment, before shrugging, "Well, I got nothing better to do. What's the worst that could happen?"
Hidan soon found that MANY bad things could happen. He got several vicious wounds from the more inexperienced flyers (who died in return; faulty planes, usually, but you won't see Hidan admitting to it), and was constantly teased for his (usually shirtless) appearance.
"HAHA!" a stupid new recruit yelled obnoxiously, "YOU HAVE PINK-EYE!!"
The next day his plane exploded. No one suspected foul play.
The most interesting lesson, though, had to be when they learned to scream like a terrorist bomber. They had a strange little guy come in, who looked to be a skeleton with a turban on his head.
"I KILL YOU!!" was the first thing he said, followed by a (rather good) scream, and an explosion noise. Everyone watched in awe and listened closely as the little man, introduced as Achmed, began to explain things.
Soon, Hidan was at the top of the class. But one day…
"HOLY SHIT WTFBBQ!?!?" Hidan yelled as an angry student stabbed him in the back (he had survived one of Hidan's planes, the lucky bastard). People watched in horror as Hidan began to curse in several different languages, when he very well should have been dead.
"You're immortal!?" the strange old man from the beginning asked angrily. Hidan blinked.
"Um…yeah? I didn't mention that?" he hummed to himself, and soon, he found himself kicked out of the strange school, right where the old man had found him. Hidan slowly blinked, before standing and brushing himself off.
"Crazy bastards."
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OK I posted this because I haven't even started working on a sequel for Scissors (sorry) and have been wrapped up in harry potter. OH NOES!!!
Anyway, this can hold you off for a while…I think.
B.E. Nomads (my new signature. TOTALLY KICK ASS)