Maddie: Teams teams teams!
Narrators: Okay, red team captain Is Lizzie, Blue captain should be Darling, Yellow should be Duchess, and green is Kitty.. Okay kitty, where's your reverso...
Holly: She doesn't have to have a reverso.
Kitty: Yeah, I don't need a reverso..
Maddie, then there won't be many reversos in the game!
Duchess: Very logical Maddie.
Maddie: Aggggggghhhhh I don't wanna be logical... I wanna be crazy and mad!
Narrators: Okay...
Maddie: Can we start now? Please please please?
Lizzie: Maddie, we have to pick the teams first.
Maddie:Oh fine, Lizzie pick first, then whats her face..
Lizzie: Darling?
Maddie: Yeahh her.. Then Odette..
Duchess: Who the hex is Odette?
Maddie: You apparently..
Lizzie: Well, I want Duchess on my team.
Duchess: YESH Give me a red card people! Wait, no I'm already a captain!
Holly walks over a picks up Duchess' card..
Holly: BOOM! I am team captain! Yes! I stole your captain card, HA!
Duchess:Hey! Now I have to be red, seriously? I don't suit red..
Narrator: Ookay.. Darling you're up!
Darling: Ya? Oh umm um.. I pick... Poopy.
Poppy: Omg you so did not just call me that, I don't wanna be on your team.
Darling: Um but you are. You can't say anything against me.
Maddie: Who picks now?
Narrator: Kitty.
Kitty: Uhmmmm I want,.. Um... Maddie I guess...
Maddie: I guess?!
Kitty: sorry but you're sitting next to me, you'll make things hard for me.
Maddie: But I'm hattastic!
Narrator: Lizzie next, no, Holly.
Holly: Yes, hello? I pick, Dexter, cause you're related to Daring, hah.
Dexter: Wow...
Narrator: Now it's Lizzie.
Lizzie: I will pick Faybelle.
Faybelle: Yes! Oh Yeah! Whatever After, I don't care but YAY!
Maddie: Who's now?
Darling: Um me, I pick, um, umm, Rosabella, cuz she just looks so wonky over there, I really think she needs a boost.
Rosabella: Wow Darling, you know, we're best friends and that's how you treat me? You know what?
Kitty: I'm up, I'm up, I'm up!
Rosabella: Fine Kitty, whatever after. We'll settle this later Darling!
Kitty: I want Cerise!
Cerise: Yay..
Duchess: Greasy Cerisey..
Cerise: OKay, stop it.
Duchess laughs.
Cerise: It's weird.
Duchess: But you're so greasy.
Cerise: Whatever after
Narrator: Who's next..
Holly: ME! YOu don't have to keep skipping me! For pete's sake! I pick Briar.
Briar: Aw Yeah totally! I love you people! Mwah Mwah Mwah those are my fans!
Holly: Oh yeah, Can I change that? Sigh...Sometimes I hate my life..
Lizzie: Okay, let's see, um, I want.. Raven.
Holly: Oh my Hex, you just took who I wanted!
Raven: Thanks Lizzie...
Darling: me Me Me... Not you BLondie, I know you like blue and all but sorry,
Blondie: That's so not just right!
Darling: Melody, I pick Melody Piper!
Melody: Oh yes!
Holly, No guys please.. I'm gonna get the last pick! I am so sad..
Kitty: It's Blondie or Cupid right? Okay Cupid it is!
Holly" Oh no.. I hate her, Please, please save me! Please... oh Blondie come on my team...
Lizzie Deals out cards
Dexter: Oh oh oh yeah! looks at cardsI got a crappy hand... Can I change it?
Lizzie: No you can not.
Dexter: Screw my life! I hate everything.
Holly: Mr Negativity over here! Geez.
Dexter" Don't Call me that, that's not my name, my name's Dexter the cow! Wait a minute, what?
Lizzie: You said it, not us.
Holly: I hate potatoes!
Poppy: We know.
Holly: No you don't, I just discovered that now!
Poppy: Oh, I thought you were revealing your childhood phobia.
Holly: Ow.
Poppy:Ya know, cuz it was.
Holly:" Oohhh No! I don't like my hand! I'm gonna die!
Narrator: OKay.. Who goes first? Um.. Lizzie..
Lizzie: Six.
Rosabella: Oh no, I don't like it! Umm... Hahhahaha, plus two for Kitty!
Kitty: Hey!
Rosabella: I am spelltacular!
Kitty: Oh Rosabella, you just made things worse for yourself.
Rosabella: I did? Why?
Kitty: Because..
Rosabella: WHY?
Maddie: Oh look, my hand's over there, oh hey Dexter, thanks for keeping it safe!
Dexter: What? Umm... OKay... Uhh
Kitty: It's green, Maddie:
Maddie: Whaaaaattttt? Haha twono!
Kitty: Maddie, we all have twono...
Maddie: Hexcept for you oo!
Poppy: PLus four Green.
Holly: NOOO YOU DIDN'T DO THAT! THAT WAS SO MEAN!
Poppy: I so did.
Holly: What did you change it to?
Poppy: Green:
Holly: Great, the one I have none of! So freaking mean!
Kitty: Hey.. It was green before!
Poppy: Yeah I know..
Holly! UGHHHHHH MY GOD! HUH.
Dexter: in high pitched voice I'm yellow!
Raven: Dexter... Why'd you sound like a girl?
Dexter: Cuz I am a girl at heart! Boom.
Holly: WHAAAAAAA
Duchess: Wait, it's yellow? Hmm..
Cupid: It's green..
Duchess: Well Fine! It's fine for you ain't it!
Cupid: Yeah it is... Considering I have green..
Duchess: My turn finallly! Twono..
Lizzie: Duchess, we all have twono!
Duchess: Hexcept for me!
Holly: you just said you did have twono..
Duchess: Well I lied Okay? DOn't Judge me!
Cerise: I can't put anything down!
Blondie: Twono!
Briar: My turn! Like totally!
Melody: we're on the same team so you can't hurt me!
Dexter: Baby DOn't hurt me!
Briar: pickup. Ooh skip!
Melody: Oh my Hex, that was rude.
Faybelle: WHatever after guys, I really don't care about your lives,so..Skip Lizzie!
Lizzie: Off with your head!
Rosabella: Uh uh Rosabella in the house and UNO!
Kitty: umm. Maddie..
Maddie: Yeah?
Kitty: I knew I shouldn't have picked you!
Maddie: yelllow, uno!
Poppy: Green. Uno
Holly: wHAT? I only have red guys! Oh I just picked up another red! I hate this! I'm not even on team red!
Dexter: High pitched voice fiveo? Um.. I mean low voice FIVEO
Cupid: Sorry Dexy, Uno!
Duchess: Sorry Dexy Uno!
Dexter: Why is everyone apolagizing to me? I'm just sitting here minding my own...
Duchess: you just have a sucky life!
Dexter: I know...
Briar: My turn my turn my turn.. SKIP YOU AGAIN MELODY!
Melody: No! I hate you!
Briar: I know.
Melody: I hate you!
Faybelle: Twono.
Lizzie:…
Rosabella: DON'T HURT ME BABY!
Lizzie: Go again Faybelle.
Faybelle: Why ta.
Lizzie: Uno by the way.
Faybelle: Oh no, go again Lizzie! Uno by the way,
Lizzie: Thanks, uno.
Rosabella! YESH YESH! We don't have a winner! I hate this game...
Kitty: Maddie.. I have to be mean and pick up.. I;m sorry..
Maddie: Oh bbbbbut... But I was gonna win...
Kitty: I'm sorry!
Maddie: Twono I guess..
Holly: Dexter! You're showing everyone your cards!
Raven": Dexter, don't!
Holly: Please let me have a one in red... RED! YES!
Raven: Good for you..
Holly: I am bae!
Raven:Blue.
Dexter: I can't agree with that.