War of the Trench coats
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Star Wars, OR Beyblades, even though I would love to, seeing as then I'd own Yami no Bakura, and Seto Kaiba... But anyway. I don't. Don't sue. Blah-blah-blah-blah. And I would like to thank Haku-chan (Hakuishatar) for letting me use her and her favourite bishounen, Malik (Not MARIK) in this fic.
Chapter One
Padme: -is completely bored- Seto? Have you seen the cat?
Seto: -makes no reply and sulks quietly-
Yami no Bakura: OI! Seto! Padme-chan just asked you a question!
Seto: Why don't you answer it, then. -fiddles with pajama buttons-
Haku: -pokes her head round the doorway- Hey-hey! -drags Malik in after her-
Yami no Bakura: -jumps- Where the hell did you come from? And Seto, why are you still in your pajamas? Hey.nice poodles!
Seto: Shuddap, Tomb robber. I can't find. -sniff- my clothes..-bursts into tears-
Malik: I shall take over the world! Nyahhhhh!!
Haku: Maliiiiik, were you drinking coffee again?
Malik: Coffeeeee! And Chocolate Ice cream!
Yami no Bakura: Oh Ra.
Padme-chan: Language, koibito.
Seto: I thought I was your koibito, and I WANT my TRENCH COAT!
Padme-chan: Now now, Seto. Right now, you can borrow this.
-hands him a off-beige woolly jumper-
Bakura: Hey! That's mine! O.o
Haku: Aw, but you look so much more handsome without a shirt. ^^
Padme: -throws toilet rolls at Haku-chan-
Malik: Stop mummifying my aibou! =o
Haku: -is drowning in flower-printed toilet paper-
Seto: -continues to sulk- CAN WE PLEASE FIND MY CLOTHES?
Mokuba: Big brother, I think I saw your clothes.
Seto: Really, Mokuba? Where?
Mokuba: Nowhere! I was just tryin' tah make you feel happy, Seto.
Anakin: -appears from nowhere, wearing pink bunny pajamas- BOO!
Seto: -jumps three feet into the air- AAAAAIIIIEEE! It's the curs-ed pink bunnies! They've come for me! Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Anakin: o.o Was it something I said?
Kai: -runs around in a pink frock- Dinner's reeeaaaadyyy!! =DDD
Haku: Giffig hib coffeh wasn't sush a bab ideh, mo? -struggles with loo roll-
Malik: Can you PLEASE un-mummify her? PLEASE?
Yami no Bakura: She complimented me. O.O
Padme: Whatever. Kai, I think Seto needs some tranquilizer. Fetch it from The Cage, will you?
Kai: Ooooh! The tran--- *voice drops rapidly * --quilizer?
Anakin: Uh-Oh.Out of gas. Quick! MORE COFFEE!
Will Seto Kaiba EVER find out where his wardrobe went? Will he have to spend the rest of his days in poodle dog nightwear? Will Kai get more coffee? And will Haku-chan be de-toiler-papered? Will Yami no Bakura get his jumper back?
Coming in the next chapter of War of the Trench coats.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Star Wars, OR Beyblades, even though I would love to, seeing as then I'd own Yami no Bakura, and Seto Kaiba... But anyway. I don't. Don't sue. Blah-blah-blah-blah. And I would like to thank Haku-chan (Hakuishatar) for letting me use her and her favourite bishounen, Malik (Not MARIK) in this fic.
Chapter One
Padme: -is completely bored- Seto? Have you seen the cat?
Seto: -makes no reply and sulks quietly-
Yami no Bakura: OI! Seto! Padme-chan just asked you a question!
Seto: Why don't you answer it, then. -fiddles with pajama buttons-
Haku: -pokes her head round the doorway- Hey-hey! -drags Malik in after her-
Yami no Bakura: -jumps- Where the hell did you come from? And Seto, why are you still in your pajamas? Hey.nice poodles!
Seto: Shuddap, Tomb robber. I can't find. -sniff- my clothes..-bursts into tears-
Malik: I shall take over the world! Nyahhhhh!!
Haku: Maliiiiik, were you drinking coffee again?
Malik: Coffeeeee! And Chocolate Ice cream!
Yami no Bakura: Oh Ra.
Padme-chan: Language, koibito.
Seto: I thought I was your koibito, and I WANT my TRENCH COAT!
Padme-chan: Now now, Seto. Right now, you can borrow this.
-hands him a off-beige woolly jumper-
Bakura: Hey! That's mine! O.o
Haku: Aw, but you look so much more handsome without a shirt. ^^
Padme: -throws toilet rolls at Haku-chan-
Malik: Stop mummifying my aibou! =o
Haku: -is drowning in flower-printed toilet paper-
Seto: -continues to sulk- CAN WE PLEASE FIND MY CLOTHES?
Mokuba: Big brother, I think I saw your clothes.
Seto: Really, Mokuba? Where?
Mokuba: Nowhere! I was just tryin' tah make you feel happy, Seto.
Anakin: -appears from nowhere, wearing pink bunny pajamas- BOO!
Seto: -jumps three feet into the air- AAAAAIIIIEEE! It's the curs-ed pink bunnies! They've come for me! Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Anakin: o.o Was it something I said?
Kai: -runs around in a pink frock- Dinner's reeeaaaadyyy!! =DDD
Haku: Giffig hib coffeh wasn't sush a bab ideh, mo? -struggles with loo roll-
Malik: Can you PLEASE un-mummify her? PLEASE?
Yami no Bakura: She complimented me. O.O
Padme: Whatever. Kai, I think Seto needs some tranquilizer. Fetch it from The Cage, will you?
Kai: Ooooh! The tran--- *voice drops rapidly * --quilizer?
Anakin: Uh-Oh.Out of gas. Quick! MORE COFFEE!
Will Seto Kaiba EVER find out where his wardrobe went? Will he have to spend the rest of his days in poodle dog nightwear? Will Kai get more coffee? And will Haku-chan be de-toiler-papered? Will Yami no Bakura get his jumper back?
Coming in the next chapter of War of the Trench coats.