Dreaming Dragon, Hidden Fists

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Well to tell the truth I don't really know what the hack I'm thinking for making more stories then I can handle. Well anyways this is my third story so go easy on me folks. It may suck a bit in the beginning but hopefully it'll get better.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Hn/Demonic

Hn/Thinking

Hn/Talking

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Today was a typical day as any other day. Children of Konoha going to a shinobi school in hopes of becoming a ninja worth talking about. Parents sending them off and hoping that they would just get through the day. Although only one thing seemed to make this day unusual. That my friends is because of a little blond ninja that seems to either make the day enjoyable or just plain weird.

When ever you need him, he just seems to pop out of nowhere. Usually in the most unpredictable places. And when you don't need him, you get a feeling that he's watching your every movement. Because of his antics, he has begun to be known as the ghost of Kohona.

Now at the academe when the teacher calls your name you say 'here' but….. Our blond friend has a strange why of letting people know that he's around. Let's let Iruka take over shall we.

"Alright its time for role call so get in your seats." Yelled out a certain scared Chunin.

Everyone got into their seats waiting for their favorite part of the day. After passing names from A-T, the students began to scan the room for a certain blond ninja.

"Uchiha Sasuke."

"H-hai." Said a little raven haired girl. Now most people would think that she as a boy because of a her name but a certain incident had changed the way people looked at those with bloodline limits. Now for every male they would look at them with eyes full of lust and for female's sympathy towards their clan. After Orochimaru's defection, he somehow broke a veal glass that let out undetectable gas that filled Konoha. What does this gas do you ask? Well it can alter the genetic codes of a person's body. It would seem that only people with bloodline limits where effected by this gas. It somehow destroyed all of the Y chromosomes in the male body and produced more X chromosomes to take its place. Turning every male into a one-hundred percent female.

Now the only why for the clans with a bloodline limit to reproduce is to get a male from another clan to mate with the members of the bloodline limit clans to reproduce the clans further. However the male must also take up the name of the person with the bloodline limit to be accepted among the groups. Although they just don't take any man into their clans. They only take those worthy enough and someone with a good reputation into their clans. Because of this, a certain blond shinobi has been constantly stocked by these bloodline clan members. Now back to Iruka.

The scared Chunin seems to be keeping his guard up as he looked at the last name on the attendant's sheet. He took a deep breath and hoped that he wouldn't have another heart attack. "U….U-Uzumaki Naruto." Now for the moment all of the children have been waiting for. How Naruto would enter the room and send Iruka back to the hospital.

Everyone scanned the room looking for a certain little blond shinobi. 'Alright Iruka where could he be? He's not at his seat… nope not at the window… not on the ceiling… Where is he?"

"You know it's not nice to look for someone when their standing right next to you." Said a figure standing next to Irukas right side. Iruka along with the students and another Chunin in the room slowly turned their heads towards the figure. As Iruka came face to blond hair with a kid that looked dead on his feat, his eyes began to bulge a little. The said person slowly raised his head to look at Iruka. When his eyes finally met Iruka's, he said one word. "Boo."

The room was silent as death as the young blond just stood there with his glowing dulled teal eyes staring at Iruka. Iruka's heart seemed to stop as he fell towards the floor losing consciousness for the fourth time of the week. No sooner as he fell towards the floor, a group of medical-nins busted the door down and wisped him away.

The other Chunin in the room slowly shook his head and looked towards Naruto's direction only to see that he was gone and was now seated next to a blushing Uchiha. Naruto sported a traditional Chinese outfit from shoulder to toe that was completely white. His blond locks no longer were spiked like they usually were in the past. His hair fell down leaving a few spikes to be seen. His bangs covered his forehead and the top part of his eyes. He also had a five feet pony tail behind his head which still amazed everyone that he hasn't tripped on it yet. "Well Naruto you've got to tell to stop doing that."

Naruto slowly raised his head from his sleeping form and looked at his sensei with bored eyes. "Ah but Mizuki-sensei those that faint at my presence only proves that my stealth is improving. For if my stealth was poor then just a tactic would never had worked." He then laid his head back down and went back to dream land.

Mizuki was still surprised that a kid only twelve years old already has a voice of wisdom. It sounds as if he had lived over hundreds years and still retained a child's body. Mizuki slowly shook is head and addressed the class. "Well everyone today is your finally day here at the academe. We'll be testing out your abilities as a ninja to determine if you're ready to become Genins of Konoha. Now everyone please step outside so we can test you on your shuriken and taijutsu." Everyone got up from their seats and headed towards the door leaving behind a sleeping Naruto.

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As the students and Mizuki reached the backyard of the academe. They saw one Uzumaki Naruto sleeping next to the wall of the academe, which freaked everyone out, at how he seems to pop up everywhere they go.

"R-right well lets just begin with the shuriken test shall we." Everyone nodded and decided to stop staring at Naruto and continue with their test. After thirty minutes had pasted by, it was now Naruto's turn. So far Sasuke held the record of being able to hit the most targets with a total of eight out of ten.

"Naruto please wake up and take your test." Mizuki looked behind him only to find that Naruto was gone from his sleeping spot. He then looked ahead of him to find Naruto standing half dead with shuriken's and kunai's in hand. 'What the hell. I didn't even fell him move from his position. Yosh as expected of Iruka and my favorite student.' (A/N: I've decided not to make Mizuki into an asshole in this fic.)

With speeds that even the Kages couldn't keep up with. Naruto send eight shurikens and two kunai's into the bull eye of each target within record time. All of the students and Mizuki stared at Naruto with awe as he somehow disappeared and returned to his spot on the wall.

Mizuki was the first to regain his composer and ordered everyone to Taijutsu field. As they approached the field, there they found Naruto already sleeping on the ground with a leaf hovering above his forehead.

Everyone just shook their heads and got into lines waiting for Mizuki's instructions. "Alright everyone its time for the taijutsu test. I'll pick names out of this box and the names I draw will have to face off against eachother. The rules are simple, no using any type of Ninjutsu or Genjutsu. This is a pure Taijutsu match got it?" He then began to pick out names and watch the matches with little interest. This continued until he drew two names that he was hoping to get. "Hmm let's see….. Ah Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke please step into the ring."

Sasuke slowly made her way towards the ring already finding that Naruto was standing there half dead as always. She got into a fighting stance that she learned from her older sister and waited for him to get into his as well. When she saw that he wasn't going to budge she decided to attack him. She charged him and extended her left fist at him. When it got within an inch of Naruto's face, his right hand was already there to intercept her punch. Sasuke jumped back a little still surprised that someone was able to move even though their eyes were closed. She ready herself incase he was ready to attack. Naruto slowly opened his eyes and looked into Sasuke's charcoal eyes. He then disappeared from sight and appeared besides her. "Sasu-chan I win." His voice brought a pleasurable shock that went down her spine.

He brought two of his fingers and impaled her in the spine, paralyzing her from any type of movement. Seeing that Sasuke had no chance of winning, Mizuki decided to end the fight. "Shousha Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto then quickly jabbed his fingers behind Sasukes neck and made his way down her spine until he got to her waist. He then smiled at her. "You should be able to move again."

Sasuke turned her heal to get a good look at him, only to slip and fall backwards. She closed her eyes awaiting the pain that was going to come. Instead two strong arms held onto her back and legs which kept her from falling. She slowly opened her eyes to find that he was holding her bridal style. He made his way towards the others still carrying Sasuke. As he got within two feet from everyone else he slowly brought Sasuke to her feet. He then smiled at everyone. "Yah back to dream land." He then fell backwards and softly land on the ground and began to snore.

Everyone swat drop at his antics and walked back into the academe. Sasuke however sat next to him and tried to wake him up. "Naru-kun its time to go back in." Naruto showed no signs of waking up and continued to snore. "Naru-kun wake up." Sasuke said as she pushed him slightly. Seeing that he wasn't going to wake up she left him there as she chased after the rest of the group.

Everyone got back to there classroom and found a blond ninja already in his seat dozing off. Again everyone was getting the idea that he was already dead and came back to the land of the living to haunt everyone else. Everyone got back into their seats and awaited their sensei's instructions. Iruka took this time to enter his classroom and let out a sign.

Mizuki turned towards his direction and smile. "Glad that you're here to join us again Iruka-sensei."

Iruka nodded and let out another sign. "I would have been here if it wasn't for Naruto. Where are we in the exam anyway?"

"Ah where just starting the paper test and then we'll move onto the Ninjutsu test." The class gave out a groan when they heard they word 'paper test'. Iruka and Mizuki passed out the test and sat back and relaxed waiting for the results of the tests. They both shook their heads as they saw both Shikamaru and Naruto still asleep. After waiting half an hour, they walked around the room to pick up the test. When Iruka got to Naruto's test, his eyes bulge. "Mizuki I think you should take a look at this."

Mizuki made his way from the opposite side of the room and got to Iruka's location. "What seems to be the pro….. What the hell!?" Both men looked dumb founded as they stared at Naruto's test sheet. Every test question was filled out and mostly likely correct. They both looked back at Naruto's sleeping form with question marks appearing on top of their heads. 'H-how does he do it?'

They both decided to let the subject drop and continued with the next test. They called one student at a time and took them to a different room to analyze their Ninjutsu skills. Naruto still lay asleep and snoring lightly. Sasuke blushed a bit when Naruto turned his head to face her. She looked around to see if anyone was looking in their direction. She then slowly inched her way towards those beautiful pink lips. When she got within an inch of his lips, her name was called. "Uchiha Sasuke please come to the room next door." She mentally cursed at the Chunin and got out of her seat.

Naruto's head twitched slightly has his eyes flicked open. "Something tells me that I was about to get molested in my sleep." He then shrugged and went back to sleep. After Sasuke came back into the room with a hitai-ate strapped around her waist.

She looked up to see Naruto still asleep. 'Chance.' Sasuke thought as she ran her way towards Naruto's sleeping form. Just when she attempt to kiss him again, his name was called. "Uzumaki Naruto would you please come next door to take your test." Naruto stood up and made his way towards the door and closed it behind him. Sasuke was left with a chibi version of herself, pouting at not being able to kiss the guy that she liked. She also had a small stream of tears coming out of her eyes and created a small river that flowed towards the ground.

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Naruto entered the testing room and stood in front of Iruka and Mizuki. He was half dead as always while he stood there with his eyes slightly opened. "Naruto first we want you to use Kawarimi no Jutsu on anything in the room." After Iruka was finished with his question, he found himself standing in front of both Naruto and Mizuki. Mizuki took a look to his left to see Naruto sitting their. He jumped out of his seat and pointed at Naruto. "How the hell did you do that so fast?" Before he even started his question, Naruto replaced himself with Iruka again and was now standing in front of them.

They both shook their heads and looked back at Naruto. "Ok next we want you to create three Bun…" Before Mizuki could finish his sentence Naruto brought his hands into a cross and shouted. "Kage-Bunshin no Jutsu!" He then created a room full of Naruto clones. Both Iruka and Mizuki was gawking at the shear numbers of clones and also the technique used to create them. "Naruto h-how the hell did you learn Kage-Bunshin?"

Naruto just shrugged and continued to wait for his next instructions. Iruka regained his composer and gave Naruto his next objective. "Ok next we want you to use a Jutsu that you created on your own." Naruto nodded and formed some quick hand seals that both Iruka and Mizuki thought were just blurs. When Naruto was finished he was now holding a ball of electricity in his left hand. It began to chirp louder and louder. Both Chunin's eyes widen as they both recognized the Jutsu. "C-Chidori!" Naruto the held his right hand up and formed a little ball that had a miniature typhoon inside of it. Again both Chunin's looked dumb founded. "R-Rasengan!" Naruto then smashed both balls together and compressed them as he screamed. "Shippukiri!" (Whirlwind Edge.) Naruto then stomped the ground making a floor board fly up. He then brough both of his hands and smashed the ball made of electricity and wind into the board. Shattering it into sawdust.

"This Jutsu is made for assassination purposes. It impales the enemy without any resistant. It then rips the enemy into shreds leaving nothing left to clean up other then blood." Naruto explained to the two Chunins that had a small blob ghost like figure flowing out of their mouths. "I take it that past?" They both nodded slightly. Naruo nodded and walked up to the desk and picked up his hitai-ate and tied it around his neck. He then looked up at the two Chunins. "Using such manners would normally disappoint your guests. Although if one is able to hold their emotions then they are less likely to hurt others feelings." He said in a wise man type of voice. He then disappeared from their sight. Both Chunins snapped out from their daze and ran towards the door and opened it. They then opened the door to their classroom to find Naruto already asleep on in his seat.

Both Chunins looked dumb founded as ever. "We've have got to find out how he does that."

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Chapter one accomplished. Well I have a friend that would like to discuss this chapter that he was in.

HiddenDevil: So Naruto how do you like yourself in this fic?

Naruto: ZzZzZzZzZzZz.

HiddenDevil: Naruto wake up!

Naruto: Shouting isn't necessary to wake someone up.

HiddenDevil: Ah huh… well as I was saying how do you like your personality in this fic?

Naruto: ZzZzZzZzZzZz

HiddenDevil: Nevermind.

Well until I somehow manage to update again Sayonara Mina!