WAYS TO KILL HARRY POTTER THAT ARE FAR MORE SIMPLE AND/OR EASY THAN ANYTHING THAT VOLDY EVERY TRIED

WAYS TO KILL HARRY POTTER THAT ARE FAR MORE SIMPLE AND/OR EASY THAN ANYTHING THAT VOLDY EVERY TRIED.

1. Hire some kid to push him down the stairs

2. Have a kid drop a BIG piece of furniture on his head (like a piano, or something)

3. While he's acting all depressed by an open window, sneak up behind him and push him out. (Only do this if you on the 3rd floor or higher)

4. get the password from Neville, sneak in douse the common room with gasoline and drop a lit match then run out, locking the door behind you. (Do it at night while they're all too high up or too sleepy to do anything before it's too late.)

5. Make a house-elf to put arsenic in all of his food.

6. When ever he's alone, knock him out, then tie him up, take his wand, and leave him in the forbidden forest to be eaten by Aragog and the other giant spiders.

7. Walk up to him while he's in bed and loudly say, "You look emo but now you shall be emo." Then proceed to take a sharp razor and slice down both his arms (do this at like four in the morning or some other insanely early time.) then throw him back into his bed and charm the curtains to not let him out until he has lost to much blood and not to let anyone hear the screaming. Laugh when you see the gryffs go into conniptions the next morning.

8. Steal his wand then trap him in a room filled to the brim with dementors. He he he

9. Send him a letter that tells him to go to the R.O.R for a surprise, sine it with whoever might be his current love obsession's name. When he enters he'll get attacked by all the rabid animals you've left for him. (The animals would really be transfigured stuff.)

10. using the passwords you've been beating out of longbottom go up to his dorm and tie him up then take him out to the lake where you will charm a fifty pound rock permanently to his foot (without his wand of course.) with bloody meat stuck to his body, sit back and enjoy the show as he is eaten by the many carnivorous lake creatures.

11. levitate him really high, then drop him. Hope that he doesn't have his wand.

NOW, THE WAYS TO KILL HIM EVEN IF HE ISN'T AT HOGWARTS.

12. Blow up # 4 Privet Drive, during the summer before July 31st

13. While he's at the park kidnap him and kill him.

14. Imperius his relatives to murder him in his sleep.

15. While his uncle has left the car to get him from the train put a charm on the car so that it will explode the second he gets in.

Or even simpler…

16. Disillusion yourself, stand behind his uncle (the fat white guy with a grey walrus mustache), and when he's walks over to you, KILL HIM.

17.find a dark! fangirl, and tell her that you want to kill Harry Potter, after she gives you this list and fail at everything on it, she will get pissed, and make you do the following

1. Get her a picture of insert dark side member's name here

2. Accio her, a engraved dagger

3. To stand by and watch as she knocks on the door and stabs the desired target in the face, ya know because the Dursleys always make Harry answer the door.

18. Charm his pillow to smother him in his sleep.

19. send him poison dipped letters that will instantly cut his fingers, so he gets poisoned.(make it a slow acting poison so that he'll just think he got a letter that cuts, until it's to late)

AND FINALLY……

20. Walk up to him, point the barrel of the gun between his eyes, and pull the trigger.