Disclaimer: When you see Naruto and Sasuke's child in the manga, you now know that I own Naruto. So right now I sadly don't.

Summary: Sasuke Uchiha was sick and tired of his boyfriend always choosing ramen over himself. So he remedies the situation. However, what he did not expect was such a drastic change in Naruto.

Paring: SasuNaru

Point of View: Sasuke's

For the Love of Ramen

"Sasuke the ramen…it's all gone," Naruto exclaimed, frantically rummaging through the cabinets of their shared apartment.

"Oh really? What a shame," Sasuke commented, his smirk barely showing above the top of the book he was reading.

"I don't believe you understand the seriousness of the situation, Sasuke." Naruto said ceasing his search for ramen and walked over to Sasuke. "The ramen is gone," Naruto whispered, placing his hands on both of Sasuke's shoulders, his tone of voice implied full seriousness.

"As you said before Naruto," Sasuke paused briefly as if in deep thought about the serious situation. "Does it really even matter that the ramen is gone?" Sasuke questioned, gently placing his book on the table and gazed into Naruto eye's.

Naruto gasped and dramatically clutched his heart. "Does it matter? How can you even ask that. Of course it matters," Naruto was ranting now. "I just bought ramen yesterday, enough to stock the entire cabinet in fact." Naruto moved his hands apart in a gesture to show how much ramen he bought. "And I arrive today only to find it gone," he threw his hands into the air, "Fuckin GONE. So the only conclusion that I can come up with is…is…" Naruto seemed to be puzzled and was frantically running one hand through his hair, making it even messier then before. In Sasuke's opinion sexier then before.

"Is what Naruto?" Sasuke asked, moving behind Naruto, gently placing his arm's around his lover's stomach. Sasuke's chin resting in the crook of Naruto's neck.

Naruto appeared to be deep in thought for some time, seeming to be unsure with himself. Then a look of realization appeared on his face. "Someone must have snuck into our house and taken them," Naruto stated with a air of confidence.

"Naruto, who would sneak in our house while we were sleeping, just to steal ramen?" Sasuke asked, a small smile appearing on his face. Trying hard to burst out laughing at the ridiculous notion.

…When he himself had removed every single cup of ramen from their abode. Yes, it might seem like a cruel thing to do, but Naruto had taken this ramen thing too far. Sasuke could handle Naruto eating ramen everyday for at least one meal, hell that didn't bother him at all. But, when ramen had interpreted his sex life. Well that was a huge NO NO.

Was it normal for your lover to leave you right as you were about to have sex because his water was done boiling for the "delicious rameny goodness?" Or when you both are in a state of euphoria that only the other could bring, does your lover utter the words ramen in a dazed voice that should be saying your name? Sasuke didn't think so.

So Sasuke devised a plan, when Naruto was asleep he would remove every last cup of ramen from their apartment. And that's exactly what he did, last night.

"I don't know who would steal the ramen, but they must be a horribly evil monstrous fiend." Naruto said with determination. "And when I get my hands on them I will-"

"Naruto don't get all upset, you can just buy more," Sasuke interrupted.

"That's not the point though," Naruto whined out, like a child who had his candy taken away.

"It doesn't matter what the point is. We can just by more later." At the word later Sasuke started nuzzling Naruto's neck and rubbing small circles into either of Naruto's hips; implying just how much they could do later.

"But Sasuke-" Naruto started to protest, but Sasuke would hear none of it.

"No buts Naruto, as I said before you can buy more." And with that Sasuke began to kiss his lovers neck. Once he found a spot that elicited a particularly lovely noise from Naruto, Sasuke began to suck and nip at the point. He would only be satisfied once that spot had been thoroughly purple. Hey he was a Uchiha and Uchiha's were possessive of their things. It came with the name.

However, Naruto seemed to have something else in mind. "Sasuke I really need ramen." Naruto said almost in a whisper.

"You don't need it," Sasuke quickly argued. "By the looks of your pants what you need is something entirely different. Something that ramen can't give you." To make his point clear Sasuke moved one hand to Naruto's covered dick and grabbed it harshly, making Naruto moan soundly. Oh Sasuke loved hearing those lovely noises from his lover.

"But, you don't understand. I really do…need it. Sasuke," Naruto said as he struggled out of Sasuke's grip.

"Explain Naruto." Sasuke said trying to keep his anger from showing itself. If Naruto needs Ramen so much then surely he could give a reason to it.

Naruto looked down and hung his shoulders before he spoke. "When I hit puberty a drastic change went through out my body-"

"We all go through those Naruto, but I don't see what ramen has to do with it." Sasuke interrupted.

"Well if you let me finish then I could have told you," Naruto hissed out before continuing his story. "As I said when I hit puberty a drastic change went throughout me. I became horny at the slightest thing sexual, hell every time I even saw someone else kiss another I got a hard on. Yet, it didn't end there every night I was kept awake with these urges that wouldn't go away. So one night during my sleeplessness I made myself a bowel of ramen, and wala the urges were gone."

"So your saying that ramen makes you less horny," Sasuke said quietly, in a awed tone.

"Yes."

Sasuke quickly grabbed Naruto and pressed a brutally harsh kiss against his lips. "No more ramen." He said with a tone of finality.

"No Sasuke you don't understand, I can already feel it happening now. I become a entirely different person." Naruto said urgently.

"I think I can risk it." Sasuke uttered before grabbing Naruto and hoisted him up onto the kitchen counter before assaulting the bond's neck. His tongue moving in a pattern. He would start with Naruto's ear and stay there for a while sucking and nibbling before moving to his foxy lover's neck and assaulting it.

"Well don't say I didn't warn you." Naruto said between kisses and jumped down from the counter.

Surprised by Naruto's sudden movement Sasuke stopped his assault momentarily. Taking Sasuke's hesitation in full stride. Grabbing Sasuke harshly by the buttocks Naruto pulled Sasuke to himself. Making it so they were as close as they could possibly be with there clothes still on.

Naruto began to kiss Sasuke harshly on the mouth. Teeth clashed, and Sasuke could faintly remember blood, but hey who was he to complain. He wasn't a sissy.

Naruto seemed to grow more and more annoyed as time wore on, to which Sasuke only quirked a eyebrow.

"Too many damn clothes." Naruto grunted out, his tone animalistic. And with that he began to quickly discard his clothing in almost record time. Sasuke tried desperately to keep up, but apparently Naruto wasn't happy with Sasuke's pace for he ripped Sasuke's underwear off of him.

"A bit hasty are we? Not in the mood for foreplay I take it?" Sasuke questioned, to which Naruto only grunted.

Tired with Naruto taking the dominate role Sasuke grabbed Naruto towards himself and began to roughly move their dicks together. The friction was almost enough to make Sasuke orgasm right there. Yet, he wanted no he needed to be inside Naruto.

Naruto seeming to feel the same way settled himself onto the ground legs spread open wide his buttocks lifted into the air, erect dick leaking with precum. With a look on his face that said what are you waiting for. Surprised with Naruto's reaction Sasuke only stared at his lover in awe.

Naruto appearing to grow only more annoyed with Sasuke's hesitation quickly shoved his own finger into his tight passage. Then another and another. Not even bothering to lube himself up. Naruto's face was scrunched up into apparent bliss and he was emitting little growls of pleasure. Almost like a fox would.

Sasuke almost felt himself come then. He needed to be inside Naruto. Lowering himself to the ground he positioned himself at Naruto's entrance looking to Naruto's face for acceptance.

"Oh for god's sake get it over with already," Naruto growled out.

And that's exactly what Sasuke did. Shoving his now fully erect cock into Naruto's ass. Naruto gasped in pleasure before looking to Sasuke. "Sasuke, god, rougher, harder." Naruto growled again.

Sasuke wasted no time in granting Naruto's request, quickly slamming his cock in and out of Naruto at a hurried pace, aiming it at a different angle each time to quickly find Naruto's prostate. With one quick thrust he knew he found it by the gasp Naruto made.

Sasuke began to relentlessly pound at that one spot until he felt Naruto's cum spurt all over his chest. Quickly slammed once more into Naruto to find his own release. And there he fell asleep.

And that pattern continued throughout the rest of the night. Each and every time they would wake up Naruto would already be craving more and more sex, and Sasuke was only happily willing to oblige. However it was quiet taxing on his body, not that he would ever admit it to anyone else. He was a Uchiha and had to uphold the family name after all.

Yet, Naruto's behavior was also puzzling him. Naruto was being quiet to domineering for his taste. Sasuke wanted his little blond uke back. Getting the ramen back was starting to sound like a really good idea.

"Sasuke, ready for more?" Naruto purred, sitting up and looking to Sasuke expectantly.

Well Sasuke would get the ramen back…tomorrow.

A/N: A little smut filled ficlet to sate your appetites. Well that is certainly the most sexually explicit piece of writing I've ever wrote. And strongly I feel oddly accomplished.

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