Okay, I've collected them all together. I just need to apologize for my reviewers: DragonRaiderX9, LostInHyrule, and Kayari of Midnight; I need you guys to re-review. If you don't remember what you wrote, just message me.
FLASHBACK
A man with spectacles looked over his desk at a younger woman wearing jeans and a T-shirt that said 'Single, Wanna Mingle?' on it. "So, your name is…?"
"Um…Zelda, sir." she shifted her feet around nervously.
The man glanced at his two colleagues at either side. The woman to his left spoke next. "What are your talents?"
"Oh, I might not look like it, but I'm a superb monarch." She placed a crown on her head. "Sometimes I can be an archer or cast magical spells."
"So, why do want to be in 'Donkey Kong'?" asked the man on the far right.
Zelda smiled timidly. "Well, I've always wanted to be in games, and think this game could really help forward my career."
The man with spectacles whispered with his colleagues. Then, he looked at Zelda. "Well, you're the only one who showed up, so…"
"Um…excuse me?" said a voice with a whiny and preppy accent. "Are the auditions over?" Everyone turned towards a brunette in a ripped red dress. "I'd like to audition."
"What are your talents?" asked the woman.
"Well, I don't fight because I might break a nail, but I'm a pretty good damsel in distress." To prove her point, she flailed her arms around and screamed.
The man with spectacles stood up. "You're hired! Ms….?
"Pauline," said the prep.
Zelda was astounded. "But, all she did was flailing her arms around and scream!"
The man on the right smiled. "In 'Donkey Kong', all she'll be doing is running around in monotonous circles, being a bimbo."
"You have a bright future ahead of you, Ms. Pauline."
END FLASHBACK