A Royal Mess of a Roommate
A/N:
Hello guys! ProcrastinatorSleepyhead here…okay it has been like two and a half or three I guess but I told you folks. I'll be back ahahah. Well you see many things happened to me these past three(?) years I guess. I got a job and that job didn't have the internet so I didn't managed to update The Choices we Make and when I was about to update, my idiot brother of mine deleted my finished chapter. A whole 8k chapter plus my In a Lifetime update another 7k chapter soooo I had to start from a scratch and I'm currently working four stories right now that's why… I wish you'll still read my works after all this time—if you lot, still gonna have me.
….I'm so happy for your support, thank you.
Now let's start shall we.
I do not own "HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON" and its characters,
And anyways R&R!
~An Eventful Morning~
A faint buzz, coming from my phone, the only thing that was keeping me from my deep slumber. It was five—no, fifteen minutes to six in the morning. Rays of the sun slowly peeking through my windows as if it was trying to blind me. Nonetheless, I kept my eyes shut for a little bit longer, trying to drown the sounds and lights when I noticed the weight in my arm. I shifted to my side and saw a mop of blonde hair—it, it was a girl. It must've been a crazy night for me that I was able to bring a girl back at my apartment. Snot will have a laugh when he hears about it, me—a nerd and a girl on a same bed. Though from what I noticed she's quite different, like princess different. Like a dream, maybe this was all just a dream—but no she's warm her breath is warm. Then she groans, nestles unto me, moving closer and—
"Gah!"
She hit her head at my chin with all this cuddling, both of us are in pain, mostly me. That woke her up, still rubbing her head and in pain she blearily look at me… then blushed. Taking a closer look she looks familiar, but that's not possible, afterall she's…
Next thing I knew there was scream, a series of curses then a fist-to-my-face—
~The night before the fiasco~
"C'mon Hicc, let's go to the bar my treat!"
Snotlout stood at the doorway.
"No Snot, not going, I still have to finish something—"
Hiccup fumbles with the mess of papers on his table.
"Oh please cuz, we need to celebrate. Basically it's also your win, you tutored me remember?"
"No can do Snot. And that was back at highschool, were in college now. Fish and I are—"
"Fish is going!"
Snot declared with a smug look on his face. Then Fishlegs appeared at the doorway waving.
"You traitor…"
"Sorry, but you know that we need a break Hiccup. Just tonight!"
Fishlegs reasoned out.
The group went silent and stared at each other for a few seconds before Hiccup groans in annoyance and Snot high-fived Fishlegs. After an hour of driving they arrived at 'The Edge', a local bar near the university. At the parking lot, a pair of blonde was waiting for them—it was the twins.
"Duuuuude!" Tuff greeted while doing a fist bump with Snotlout.
Ruff was already sporting a drink in her hand when he high fived Fish and Hiccup.
"C'mon guys—"
Hiccup gestured as he lead on the group. Once inside, the group made their way towards the sea of people, except for Hiccu—he made his way to the bar.
Gobber saw Hiccup, knowing that Snotlout and the group was with him he announced their arrival.
"Well look what the cat dragged in! Everyone let's congratulate Snotlout and "The Vikings" for winning the tournament!"
The crowd went wild, shouting with mirth.
"All drinks is on me!" Snot bellowed.
The crowd got even wilder. Hiccup just shook his head and sat at the bar where Gobber is, cleaning a bottle.
"Hello boy, was surprised you came here…" the one hand bartender mused.
"Well what can I say, Snot pleaded. Says want to celebrate with me." Hiccup shrug and took a chug at his beer.
"Well the boy, sure have changed—meh maybe not!"
Gobber laughed and pointed at Snot who was now being poured by beer at his face by an angry girl that he was trying to hit on. Hiccup chuckled.
"Things don't change aren't they—"
"Hey Hicc, where's your brother?"
Hiccup spun around to see Eret, he sat across him and ordered two shots of rum. He gave the other one to Hiccup.
"Dagur's probably at the track, preparing for his next stunt." He drank the shot in one go.
"I see, tell him—Oh shit!"
Eret suddenly stood and dash towards the door. Confused for a moment, Hiccup took a chug at his beer.
"Lemme guess—"
"EREEET! My lovely Eret!"
As if on a cue Ruffnut came running. Hiccup shook his head and laugh. Gobber gave him another one, this time its mead.
"Having fun are we?!"
Fishlegs sat beside him with a beer in hand.
"Not so much…" Hiccup gave a half-shrug.
"Where's Heather?" Fishlegs asked.
"Uh I don't know, and how many beers did you have tonight?"
"Not much, I guess—"
"Nope you're drunk already, since you're asking for my sister. Confess already will ya? Come on—"
"Gobber we need ten shots of Green Death right now!"
Tuffnut shouted in the middle of the bar, and pointed at Hiccup.
"And you! You need to drink H, Dagur isn't here so, you're like—his replacement!"
"Yeah drink! We wouldn't make it without you cuz! Drink! Drink! Drink!"
Snot lout hollered. The crowd followed suit with the chant. Some even stood at the door.
Hiccup rolled his eyes and sighs in exasperation. There's no getting out of this one.
"Alright, alright!" The crowd cheered.
"Here ya go boy, careful that stuff is strong—" Gobber reminded.
"Strong enough to knock me out?"
"I guess, though I'm sure you can handle it!" Gobber shrugs.
Hiccup brought the drinks to Tuff and the chanting grew louder. Hiccup raise the glass then fade to black.
"—ccup!"
"Astrid! Where are you! Answer me! Please!"
Hiccup ran through the bushes and ravines. Following that faint sound, a voice—her voice.
"Hiccup!"
Confused for a moment, Hiccup turned to see whose voice was it. From the mist came a blonde girl same age as him—it was Cami.
"Hicc! Where's my sister?!" She asked in between her breaths.
"I-I don't know! She was just running behind me when I heard her scream!" Hiccup exclaimed.
"AAAAAAHHHH!"
"Astrid!" The pair shouted in chorus.
They ran in the direction towards the voice.
"Wait!" Cami shouted, Hiccup stopped running only to see through the thick mist that they were standing at the edge of a cliff.
"Cami! Hiccup!" Astrid shouted with relief in her voice. She was dangling at the side of the cliff, holding tightly into a tree root.
"Don't you worry little sister, were going to help you! Hicc grab some vines!"
Rouse up from his reverie, Hiccup started to look for some vines. The soil was damp, because of the endless rain. Hiccup found a vine and gave it to Cami, who tried to reach Astrid when the tree's hold on the soil gave up causing for it to fall taking Astrid with it.
"No!" Cami jump towards her and pushing Hiccup away towards safety.
She held Astrid in her arms and shouted,
"I'm sorry!"
As they fellin to their death.
Hiccup wakes up to the faint buzz on his phone. That dream again, it's been years since she lost her—Cami was found ten years later, without Astrid…So he wonders, what's with that dream again. He looks at his phone to see who was calling—it was his sister. He answers it.
"Morning Heath—"
"Next time, if you're gonna drink try to remember your responsibilities! Silly!"
"Yeah, yeah—sorry…"
He tried to move only to notice a weight on his numbing arm. It's a mop of blonde hair.
"Hey sis… Did you, when you brought me home last night—is it just the two of us or…"
Next to her was a girl, her hair was a mess, dried tears at her face. Sleeping soundly at his side.
"What are you talking about? We picked you up, me and Dagur."
Hiccup puts the phone on his ear and caress the girl's face, tucking a hair to her ear and getting a closer look at her face.
"Just…the three of us?"
She looks familiar, yep—if she had grown she would look just like this girl at the other side of his bed.
"Yes. Why?"
"Well it must've been a crazy night, because I manage to bring a girl in here—"
"What?!"
He holds his phone again and looks the other way.
"Or, I'm still dreaming… Because lying at my side is Astrid, if she's still you know—which is impossible. So I guess it's the latter—"
There was a short silence on Heather's side.
"Okay, I'll leave you to your dreaming for now Hiccup. But if you're not here by noon, you are so screwed!"
Heather ended the call. And hiccup got back at ogling the girl. He moves in to take a better look at her face. Close enough to feel her warm breath on his face. Daring as he maybe for all he thought it was all just a drea—wait… Her breath's warm. Suddenly she nestles close unto Hiccup, and in reflex Hiccup look up to avoid kissing her. But faith have other plans.
"Gah!"
Hiccup groaned while rubbing his chin. While the girl was taking the covers all for herself and looking at him with embarrassment. Next thing Hiccup knew was a series of curses, not English—then a scream as she charged at him with murder intent. He remembered a fist landed on his face and a loud thud. Feeling a pain on his back he must've landed on his back. She was now atop him, still shouting unintelligible word probably curses—still beating him. Hiccup tried to shield himself from the barrage but—boy she's relentless. Annoyed and still having a headache because of the hangover, hiccup raised his knee towards her thighs, realizing this the girl got distracted. At that moment Hiccup held on her waist and threw her aside, changing their position—him on top now. The girl was still resisting,still shouting curses—then tears started to roll. Guilt crept up to Hiccup like being sprayed hot water, so he rolls at the side releasing the girl who was now clutching the blanket and looking at him with horrified expression.
"Sorry—" He mumbled as he stood up and walk towards the kitchen.
He brew two mug of coffee and came back only to find that the girl was now finding any means to escape his room. Seeing him she sat on the corner again covering herself with the blanket. Hiccup came closely to her and put the mug of coffee in front of her.
"Drink." Pointing to the coffee, not that she will understand anyway. He took one on his as well. The girl carefully followed his example.
Looking at her now, her dress is strange—like some medieval fantasy-ish style. That must explain her unintelligible words. But also those ears, pointed ears to be precise—elvish ears. She must've felt the stare for she glared hot daggers at Hiccup, where he raises his hand in a surrendering manner. Hiccup took a step slowly towards the door and picking his phone on the way. Outside his room, he called Heather.
"Hey, sis?"
"Please don't tell me you wouldn't make it—"
"No…Yes—"
"I knew it! You flaky bas—"
"No, no it's not like that!"
"I thought between the three of us, 'Bro's before Hoe's', but now you're not gonna make it because—"
"Will you just listen!"
Heather was silent for a minute, then she sighed.
"All ears Henry…"
"Thank you—
He took a deep breath first,
"I think you need to come over, now—"
"What?!"
"Just, please just do it and might as well bring Cami along will you?"
"I don't know what is this all about but okay, be my guess. I'll be there in an hour, together with Cami."
"Thank you sis, really thank you. I owe you—"
"I know, and it's already a pile Hiccup. See you in a bit—"
Heather ended the call.
Hiccup just sighed. So much shouting in one morning and boy looking at the clock, it was just five past seven in the morning. Boy, this is gonna be a long day. He returned at his room to find the girl staring at the bottom of the mug. She saw him and became tense. Hiccup sat opposite of her and stared in return.
"Sooooo, let's wait."
A/N:
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