Frodo hugged Samwise close as they felt the dread winds from that forsaken mountain rake their flesh. Frodo shivered, even with the dull, pulsating warmth of Sam pressed close against him, his chest falling troubled, uneasy, but beautifully against Frodo's dirt covered chest. The two had come a great way away from the green and rolling hills of the shire. Frodo felt Sam shift as he reflected to the days when they would frolic together in the tall grasses, often rolling about in the grass. Sam was the stronger, often pinning Frodo down in the mud, sometimes, Frodo imagined Sam had an odd expression on his face as Sam straddled him proudly, the sun shining through his hair. Just as Frodo was reliving the halcyon days of his shire mud wrestling, Sam woke, suddenly alive and present. He stared lovingly into Sam's wet, sparkling eyes. Even in the dull grey ashen wastes, Sam was glorious in his mute beauty. Frodo almost brushed a stray hair from Sam's cheek when Smeagol crept upon them. In the gloom of Mordor, the pulsating heat of the infernal landscape, Smeagol whispered into Frodo's ear one word
"Faggotses."
Smeagol's rank fish stench assailed Frodo's nose as Smeagol then licked Frodo's lips.
The thirteen hour rape that followed would go down in the annals of Middle Earth's history as one of the most barbaric acts ever perpetrated by a single individual against two starry eyed hobbit lovers. The sheer savagery with which Gollum plundered their anal pouches with his twisted hobbit cock has yet to be replicated, even by Varynn The Rapist, well reknowned elvish rapist of the realm. The sheer depravity with which Gollum and Smeagol took turns sating their perverted hobbit lust is detailed in an extremely graphic scroll known as "The Lay of Frodo" in which it details their suffering at the cruel hands, feet, tongue, and firewood log wielded by the depraved hobbit rapist. The council decided that Frodo, even with Gollum's death, should be relocated should the horrific, rape-y shade of the hobbit rapist rise up and seek its favorite plundering hole. And so it was that Frodo and Samwise left Middle Earth, anuses prolapsed from the repeated battering delivered to them by the now infamously depraved hobbit rapist. Though they never quite regained continence, Frodo and Samwise were able to live together in harmony, using their dangerously prolapsed anuses to hoard goods and keep their cram safe from non-hobbit fingers.