Author's Note: Alice in Wonderland meets Harry Potter meets Pirates of the Caribbean. Snickers Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of them, sadly...
Hogwarts: Pirates of Wonderland
"Ack! There be a maiden divine enough to even make the fairest rose be deemed as withered!" James said, nodding his head over at Lily, who was talking to Davy Grudgeon.
Sirius, playing along, shakes his head in agreement. "Aye. That be a lass which even I shan't dare trade for a hookah."
"Nor steal from me treasures," James added in.
Lily walks over to the boys, smiling. "So what is the humorous conversation you two are engrossed in?"
"Booty -" Sirius says a little too seriously.
"-And what a fine piece of it that you are," James cuts in.
Lily sighs in exasperation and turns to Lupin, who looks up from his book, clearly not wanting to be bothered by their nonsense as much as she.
"Lily, my dear pirate wench, our lookout has received grave news of being sent to the gallows this evening!" James places the back of his hand to his forehead and turns away, for a dramatic effect. "By none-other-than Dumbledore himself!"
Lily pushes James over. "I am not a wench to anyone and if I am ever called so, the person shall find themselves as a white rabbit."
"Arr, the captain's wench speaks of mutiny!" Sirius cries, pointing to the sky. "Mutiny I say!"
"Aghast! The ship shall sink, and with it the godly captain. Quick! We shall retrieve the rum, first mate!"
"Aye Aye!" And with that, James and Sirius take off to the kitchens singing 'Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum.'
Lily calls after them, but when getting no response, grumbles in frustration and returns to Davy, continuing on her conversation about his close encounter with the Whomping Willow and his nearly lost eye.
Short, simple, and hopefully sweet! Tell me what you think.