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D'Void drove up to the citadel in his new Lamborghini. He lowered his sunglasses as a Null Guardian flew up to the side of the car. "Hey, baby. I'm going to make sure my slaves are doing their jobs mining kormite for my inter-dimensional bore in the Null Void." He winked while clicking his tongue. She was fine looking. He'd like to tap that, but he didn't know if they had holes in the right places. "But first, I've got to check on my sick and dying Mary Sue babies."
He drove off. He drove up the stairs into his posh mansion in the Null Void. He parked the car in the wall and climbed out. He dramatically pulled off his shades.
"Oh, my poor, sick babies," he said to them.
A slave person appeared. He looked very thin and malnourished. "Hey, D'Void, can you spare some cake?"
D'Void frowned. "No, I need that cake. It's one of the only things that makes me happy, besides my unholy Mary Sues." He pulled a slice of cake out from his pocket and jammed it into his mouth. "Ah, fuck, that's good," he said through a mouthful, smearing frosting all over his mouth.
"But I'm starving," whined the slave. "Look, you can see my ribs and everything."
"I don't care," D'Void yelled. He shoved the old man down the stairs. "Stupid fucker! Nothing matters except me and my ADORABLE FUCKING MARY SUE NULL GUARDIANS WHO ARE ALSO MY PRECIOUS DEVOTED FAMILIY!"
At that moment, his original Mary Sue Null Guardian appeared, sobbing hysterically while puking.
"Now what? I'm eating," said D'Void. "Oh, right. My other Sues." He gasped and ran up the stairs to the bedroom while sobbing hysterically.
When he got upstairs, he sobbed even more hysterically.
"OH NO!" D'Void sobbed while sobbing.
His baby Sues were DEAD again! From TRAGEDY!
"So sad!" he screamed-whined while continuing to cry and sob. He threw himself down into their crib. It couldn't hold his weight and broke. He grabbed them and cried while hugging them. "God, why wasn't one revoltingly bad story like this enough? Why did there have to be ONE THOUSAND? By extension, why did there have to be THREE ULTRA MADDENING EVER PERSISTENT ETERNALLY SOBBY SUES instead of just one?"
He listened to his inner spirit voice for an answer, but none came. So he cried some more. He pulled out more cake and stuffed it into his mouth. Then he choked due to not having any milk, and died.
He did not become a ghost, or zombie, or vampire. He just died there and began to slowly decay. No one mourned him.
The End
