Foster Hell
AN: hooray! A new chapter fic! I'm having trouble with my other two, so yeah... vote in my pole, and I'll give you cookies! :D anyway, this is a Laven AU, Allen has white hair but no deformed arm and Lavi still has his eye patch because I love it so!
If all goes according to plan, this could get porneh. There will be some definite angst-o-riffic goodness in later chapters, so yeah... don't say I didn't warn yah!
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I DUN OWN THIS! I just use the character in amusing ways that satisfy my own selfish need for yaoi~ :)
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'I'm in hell.' Allen stared up at the gothic styled home with a look of something akin to contempt, 'Why couldn't I just stay home? I can take care of myself... they didn't need to sell it. Mana... what am I going to do? I don't want to be here...'
"Alright Allen, hop on out and I'll bring you up to meet your new family!" the social worker, Anita said with a gentle smile. The white haired boy sighed heavily, tugging the bandana that covered his white hair lower and pushing his hood up. The thick bandages covering his wounded left eye itched and he had a bad case of jet lag.
"Oh joy..." the white haired teen grumbled pushing open the door and stepping onto the cold concrete sidewalk. Anita walked up beside him, placing a comforting hand on his shoulder as he eyed the house warily.
"Your guardian is a famous scientist who has two other foster children living in the house. As far as I'm aware they're both older than you, so you'll have to older siblings to look out for you!"
"They're not my family." Anita sighed as Allen crossed his arms over his thin, hoodie clad chest and looked away sullenly.
"Just try Allen. You never know, they might just grow on you." The younger male rolled his eyes and grabbed his only suitcase from the backseat, resigned to his fate of having to meet people he would rather not come into contact with and live with them until he was eighteen. The social worker lead the gloomy teen up the winding walkway before coming to the creepy front door, the eyes of the carving that sat above it seeming to follow every movement the houses newest inhabitant was making.
'What horrible taste....' Allen thought tiredly, before the heavy wooden door was thrown back and a white blur attempted to pull him into a hug that he easily dodged.
"Welcome!" the blur, that Allen was now able to identify as a man, spun around, smiling widely.
"I am Koumi Lee! You're new foster father! I hope your stay with me is memorable and fun!"
"Brother!" a voice called from inside, and Allen turned to see a girl with long pigtails with a disappointed look staring at Allen's new and seemingly insane guardian, "You cant just hug people you don't know yet! It would make the poor guy uncomfortable!" she turned to Allen and smiled warmly, stepping forward to shake Allen's hand like a normal person.
"Hello, I'm Lenalee, Koumi's younger sister. It's a pleasure to meet you!"
"Allen walker, pleased to make your acquaintance." Allen sighed discreetly, the whole polite conversation thing was easy but boring.
"It's wonderful to meet you Allen! Why don't you come in and meet the rest of our family?" Koumi smiled, before turning to Anita.
"Thank you for dropping him off, we can handle things from here!" the social worker nodded and bid her farewells before walking back towards her car with an encouraging wave to Allen who was swept inside by the over excited Koumi. The door slammed loudly behind the British youth and Allen got the feeling that his fate had been sealed.
"Lavi! Kanda! Come down here and meet you're new little brother!" Koumi sing-songed as Allen was pulled into a comfortable looking living room. There was a loud crash and Allen could hear two muffled voices, and another crash before loud thumps down the stairs.
"God damn Rabbit! I swear to god if you don't let go of my hair right now I will gut you and feed your entrails to the fucking dogs!" Allen blinked as a grinning redheaded teen skipped into the room, dragging an angry Asian girl by the hair.
"Awww, don't be so mean Yuu Chan, our new little brother has only been in the house for about a minute and you're already bringing out the death threats!"
"He is not our god damn brother, you are not my god damn brother, I am only in this god damn, son of a bitch house because my good for nothing mother is a fucking hippie!"
"Kanda! Be nice! Allen here will get scared!" Koumi threw a slipper at 'Yuu Chan' or Kanda or whatever her name was and she caught it without looking and chucked it back, hitting the older man between the eyes.
"Oh my freaking samurinja! I love you Yuu Chan!" the redhead, whom Allen assumed to be Lavi let go of the Asian girl who nearly lost her balance.
"Don't call me by my first name!" the Japanese teen swung a punch at Lavi, who dodged it easily.
"Now, now, let's calm down and welcome our new baby brother into the family!" Lavi grinned, turning to Allen with his arms spread wide.
"Now come give big brother Lavi a hug!"
"Umm, I would really rather not..." the white haired youth said as he backed away with an uneasy smile. Kanda and Lavi blinked in surprise at Allen's voice.
"Hey, you have an English accent..." the redhead said in awe.
"Well... I was born in England... I only immigrated a couple years ago..."
"So you were ten when you came over?" Lenalee asked with a kind smile.
"What?" Allen stared at her, "Ten? No, I was thirteen when I came here..."
Everyone stared at Allen in slight disbelief.
"You're telling me a moyashi like you is fifteen years old?" the girl, Kanda scoffed.
"Awww Yuu stop being so mean! It's not Allen's fault he hasn't hit puberty yet! Some people are just late bloomers!"
"I have too hit puberty! Ugh, whatever, can someone please just show me to my room so I can unpack? I'm extremely jet lagged and I want to sleep." Allen ran a hand over his face in exasperation, wincing in pain as he pressed on the still tender wound on his face.
"Alright Allen, Lenalee will show you to your room," Koumi's warm smile turned somewhat sinister as his square glasses caught the light, "When you wake up, you will be thrown into what I like to call the circle of doom!"
"Circle... of... doom?"
"Night-night Allen!" the older male skipped happily out of the room, slamming the door behind him and leaving the four teenager's blinking/snickering/sighing/rolling their eyes. The girl with pigtails, Lenalee, heaved another sigh before turning to Allen with a smile.
"Sorry Allen, my brother is a bit eccentric..."
"Don't worry about it. I know stranger people." Allen smiled tiredly as the other three exchanged looks of disbelief.
"Well, anyway, I'm Lavi bookman! Also known as the sexy redheaded beast!"
"And the idiot rabbit." The other girl, Yuu Chan, looked bored and Lavi swung around to give her a mock hurt look.
"Yuu Chan! Why do you have to be so mean to your favourite brother?"
"You're not my brother you fucking dip shit!"
"Kanda! Enough! Just introduce yourself so Allen can get some sleep!" Lenalee elbowed the seething teen in the ribs and Allen was quite surprised she was brave enough to do so.
"Fine! I am Yuu Kanda. If you call me Yuu I will geld (1) you." The younger brit smiled shakily and nodded as Lenalee rolled her eyes.
"Alright then, come on Allen, I'll show you to your room." She smiled warmly.
"Oh! Oh!! Oh!!! Can I come?" Lavi asked excitedly, "I want to see the look on Allen's face when he sees it! We worked really hard on cleaning that room out you know! It was full of Koumi's old junk before!"
"Sure Lavi..." Lenalee smiled and took Allen's hand, "Come on Allen, it's this way!" the older girl led Allen through a door and up a narrow staircase. The house was much larger on the inside than it was on the outside apparently because pretty soon Allen was so confused by all the turns they had made that he really wasn't sure if they were still in the same house.
"Hey Allen?"
"Yes?" he looked up at the redheaded male who stared at his face curiously.
"What happened to your face?" Allen twitched at the question and Lenalee instantly went into scold mode.
"Lavi! That is no way to ask how someone acquired an injury!"
"What's wrong with it? Something obviously happened to his face and I wanna know!" Allen sighed and touched his bandaged face gently, ignoring the older two as they bickered.
"Could you two please be so kind as to shut up? I have a headache the size this bloody house and I am NOT in the mood to listen to two of my seniors argue over what is the polite way of asking me what happened to my face!" both Lavi and Lenalee stared at the clearly irritated teen in surprise before Lavi chuckled.
"Awww, sorry moyashi, didn't mean to annoy you~"
"Moyashi? What does that mean? Kanda called me that earlier too..."
"It means bean sprout in Japanese!" the redhead informed him with a know-it-all air and Allen instantly tensed.
"Bean sprout?! Bean sprout!?! I am not a bean sprout! I'm still growing!" Allen huffed indignantly and Lenalee sighed again.
"Come on Lavi, stop teasing."
"Alright, alright, we're at his room anyway!" the goofy teen stopped in front of a beautifully carved door and grinned at the shorter boy.
"You ready for this my favourite little brit?"
"I'm not little!"
"Taking that as a yes!" Lavi laughed and pushed open the door to reveal Allen's new room.
'I really am in hell aren't I?' was all Allen could think as he stared into the room he had to live in, for the next three years.
-Chapter one end!-
A/N: ahahahahaha, ending the first chapter in a cliffy eh? Aren't I evil? Awww you all know you love me!
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