A not so good request fic for PatchPatch123. I hope you derive some sort of entertainment out of this even though it's probably not, what you were expecting when you told me Dirty Pair and talent show.
Warnings: Yaoi, and OOCness because I'm convinced that Choutarou has an inner freak.
To most people a school talent show meant a chance to shine, an opportunity to show off and prove that you're better than everybody else. This was no different for the student body of Hyotei. In fact, it was ten times worse. Each student worked twice as hard as they normally would to perfect their own skill. Thus, it was no surprise that by the day of the contest everyone was running around trying to take care of last minute necessities. Amidst all of the confusion it was rather simple for people to slip away unnoticed; something Oshitari Yuushi and Mukahi Gakuto took full advantage of.
Wrapping an arm around Gakuto's waist, Yuushi pulled his boyfriend out of Hyotei's plush auditorium and down the nearly deserted hall. He continued to drag the smaller boy through corridors until they reached the music department's wing. As they stopped at the end of a long hallway Gakuto produced a ring of keys from his back pocket and fit a small silver key into the door in front of them. Stepping over the threshold to Sakaki-sensei's office, they shut and relocked the door behind them.
Clothes were torn off and discarded, neither boy caring where they landed. They pressed together urgently, lips meeting in a frenzied kiss. Yuushi slammed Gakuto against the filing cabinet in the corner of the room. Gakuto moaned into the kiss, wrapping his legs around his lover's slim waist and rubbing their erections together. Pulling back Yuushi positioned himself at the acrobat's entrance and, without wasting time on niceties, pushed in; Gakuto liked it rough anyway. Yuushi set a hard, fast pace, pounding his small partner's prostate with every thrust. Gakuto mewled at his lover's treatment; he knew just what to do to pleasure Gakuto. Reaching one arm around Yuushi's neck for extra support, Gakuto brought his free hand to work his erection. He knew that he wouldn't last long at the rate they were going. The two teenagers picked up speed, reaching their Climaxes within seconds of each other.
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Ohtori closed the door as quickly as he'd opened it. He'd have to come up with a good excuse for Sakaki-sensei explaining why he didn't get the sheet music that he had been sent for. He couldn't very well turn his senpai's in when they had inadvertently given him a marvelous idea. He could just tell Sakaki-sensei that he couldn't find it; Oshitari-senpai and Mukahi-senpai should have enough time to clean up and sneak back to the talent show before the music teacher came looking for the papers himself. That was a good enough excuse. Ohtori had far more important things to think about at the present moment. Like how he could convince Shishido-san to make love on top of the grand piano in the practice room.
I really, really don't like how this turned out so I would love to know what you all think, so feel free to review if you'd like.