Author's note: Even though I said I move on to other things in last story, I felt like I had to write this story.

The Cannon Ship

One day, Jok...er...I mean Akir...I mean Ren...you know what? Screw it! I'm gonna call him Fluffy Hair!

Okay anyhow, Fluffy Hair is in class doing class stuff and listening to teachers on stuff. Then it was after school, and Fluffy Hair had to get out of class. Once he got out of class, he saw Makoto, waiting for him.

"Fluffy Hair!" she said "It is done! Let's get out of here together, and meet up at our spot!"

"Okay!" said Fluffy. And so the two got out of school together to go to "their place." Their place ended up being...somewhere near the sea, with the other Phantom Thieves being present.

"Yo, we finished it!" said Ann

"This thing is effin awesome!" said Ryuji

"It is a magnificent piece of art!" said Yusuke

"It is so awesome!" said Futaba

"And it's very lovely!" said Haru.

Fluffy Hair and Makoto smiled.

"Are you guys ready?" Morgana asked.

"Hell yeah we are!" said all of the other Phantom Thieves.

"Alright then! We aboard THE CANNON SHIP!"

And so Fluffy Hair, Ryuji, Morgana, Ann, Yusuke, Makoto, Futaba, Haru, and Zoidberg and Knuckles aboard the Cannon Ship. It is a ship full of so many cannons that are ready to be fired. Once they sailed off into the sea, they found a ship that belongs to that bastard named Shido.

"That ship right there sucks because it belongs to that bastard Shido who ruined my precious life, and labeled me as a criminal!" said Fluffy Hair.

"Let's give that effin bastard the punishment he deserves!" said Ryuji.

"Indeed!" said Haru "His crimes must not go unpunished!"

"Everyone, get the cannons ready!" said Makoto.

Meanwhile on Shido's ship, he's enjoying his ride with a smug on his look.

"I am the greatest man in the world and better than everyone!" said Shido "I'm gonna steer everything in this world to me!"

Shido isn't the only basatrd on the ship. There's also Kamoshida, Madarame, Kaneshiro, Okumura, Adachi, Dio Brando, Thanos, Shao Kahn, Fat Bastard, Kyubey, Dormammu, Garon, Hans, Iago, Sigma, Ultron, Zanza, Roman Torchwick, and Zoidberg's evil twin brother. Also, Akechi and his pancakes.

Back on the ship, all the cannons were ready.

"Alright everyone, FIRE THE CANNONS!" said Morganna. And then the cannons fired, and the cannons hit Shido's ship. Shido's ship took so much damage from Michael Bay explosions, it sunk quicker than the Titanic.

"Damn brat, I'll sue!" said Shido.

Everyone on Shido's ship, including Shido himself, died.

"Hooray, we destroyed the ship my evil twin brother was on!" said Zoidberg. And then the shipped set sail into the sunset.

"NOW GO TO SLEEP EVERYONE!" Morgana shouted.

THE END

Author's note: What, were you expecting me to write a story on which ship I think is canon? Silly goose, this story is called "The Cannon Ship" not "The Canon Ship." :P