"why am i here"

harukas friends were sitting around him at his house. they were looking very serious

"haru we need 2 tell u a thing" said makoto looking like he was going to cry

"yea its really important" said rin who also looked like he was going to cry except that wasn't as important a detail because he's always crying

"haruka. u need to eat something besides water, mackerel, and rice….i ts just not healthy i don't think" said rei

nagisa nodded really fast.

haruka was like. wtf. "no" he said

rins eyebrows became really angry and he pulled out a steak from his pocket

"eat this haru"

haruka shoved it away "no wtf it has your pocket lint all over it GROSS"

run was like. fuck you're right.

omg I'm so pissed off this mac keeps correcting rin to run I'm going to

so rin washed the steak and then gave it to haru. "now eat it"

haruka looked at the watery steak on his table.

"rin."

"what is it haru"

"everyone."

everyone looked at haruka.

"i can't fucking eat a steak off the table like a barbarian. did you not think to bring plates"

reis eyebrows became angled down "see rin i TOLD you we needed to bring plates"

"omg fuck off rei i can't be right 100% of the time like you!" rin yelled

"luckily i have some plates with me at all times just in case something like this ever happens" nagisa pulled out a plate

makoto was like. what. "nagisa why do you have-"

"BE QUIET MAKO CHAN I NEED TO BE THE HERO FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE" nagisa screamed

makoto was like ok jeez dude just put the plate down please

the steak was on the plate

"ok haru dig in" said rin

haruka stared at the steak.

"my stomach hurts. maybe another time"

rin pounded his fist on the table and screamed "HARU I SWEAR TO GOD! EAT THE FUCKING STEAK ALREADY"

haruka became anger

"RIN! LISTEN TO ME. IF I WAS TRAPPED ON A DESERTED ISLAND AND HAD NOTHING TO EAT BUT THAT STEAK, ID EAT MY OWN ASS FIRST"

rin gasped. "how could you hate steak so much. this is impossible. …." rin started crying bitter tears for all steak in the world

haruka gave him a tissue. "its ok rin i didn't really mean it. i don't think i could actually eat my own ass. sorry"

rin took the tissue "yea its ok bro…I'm sorry i yelled"

they patted each other on the back and makoto said they should all have a group hug and everyone hugged and they were best friends forever the end