Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse, I wish I did.
"Yeah another cloudy day in Forks, that's a good thing because now I can take Bella shopping. Yes that's a plan. OMC! I'm going to buy her so many new outfits. Hmmm, maybe Edward would like to come I should ask him."
"No!" Edward yelled from his room. "Geesh! I didn't even ask yet. Maybe if I let him drive he'll go.
"No Alice!"
"Ok that's annoying now. No one ever wanted to go shopping with me even Rosalie! I mean Rosalie loves shopping as much as I do."
"No she doesn't." Edward said in a sing-song way.
"Stop Edward!" I yelled. "I wasn't that bad when it came to shopping…ok just because I shopped every weekend from the time the mall opened till the time it closed doesn't mean I have a problem."
"Yes it does."
"Edward." I growled, I wasn't bad at shopping, dang!
Anyways back to what I was thinking before I was so rudely interrupted. Hmmm, maybe I should buy Bella that leopard printed bikini. Ohh that would look so good on her, I can see it now. Yeah, and maybe I can buy her that cute little lace-."
"Alice, stop thinking of Bella in those revealing clothes she won't wear them."
"Edward stop being a prude, she'll look amazing especially in the blue lace bra and undies. I can't wait any longer I have to go get Bella she should be awake, yeah my ideas are brilliant!"
"I am not a prude Alice!" Edward growled suddenly at my door.
"Then stop acting like it and live a little, by the way stop listening to my thoughts."
Alice your speaking out loud not in your mind." He said frustration and amusement on his face.
"Oh" I said. "Well anyways I'm going to get Bella and take her shopping!" I yelled.
"Alice stop yelling you're hurting my ears and you are not going to buy her that!" he looked furious. The next thing I knew Edward flashed out of the room screaming about Jasper in a leopard Speedo. I smiled evilly. "I told you not to read my thoughts." And with that I left to collect Bella.