Uneventful Nights at Stargate Command
Vala's Cell Phone
A/N: I thought I'd try a bit of a change and go with humor. Enjoy.
Inspiration: SG-1, Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, a cell phone.
Warnings: Innuendo, a bit of Daniel/Vala (if you take Vala's inevitable innuendo).
Daniel decided tonight he'd pull an all-nighter in his office studying the Asgard collection again. This is the life; he pondered dreamily, content in the knowledge that nothing at all could distract him this late at night, until of course two hands covered his eyes from behind.
"Gue----ess who," Chirped a sickeningly familiar voice. Daniel lifted an eyebrow in response.
"Look what Sammie got me!" Vala was by this time literally bouncing on the spot. This did not bode well for Daniel, the last time Vala had bounced like this Daniel had awoken the following day with no socks, and Daniel very much liked his socks. "It's a Cell-phone! She taught me how to use it to talk to you ANYWHERE on Earth! Isn't that WONDERFUL!"
"Great, just great, well I may as well ask the question I'm sure you're dying to ask, what's your number?" Daniel suggested dryly.
"555-Wild"
"Of course," Daniel muttered, using his most level tone possible. He then called her phone.
Vala positively squawked with excitement. "What do I do? Oh my! It vibrates, why that's positively arou-"
"Don't say it." Daniel cut her off, still with that level voice.
"We could have a WORLD of fun with this," implied Vala, surprisingly without an air of innuendo in her voice. At this point, General Landry happened to peer in through the doorway. "Just think Daniel, I could hook this up to everyone here at Stargate Command, I don't mean all at once, there are only two holes but we'd never be separated again!"
General Landry backed slowly toward the elevator, He's a civilian and she's an alien, you're powerless t intervene…
Reevee: Poor ol' Landry, looks like he's got a new mantra.
Teal'c: Indeed, it would seem he will forever greet those two with awkwardness.
Reevee: Who doesn't? Yes, well review please, if you liked.