hey! dont know what the pairings goanna be or what the plot is but i love naruko and doing it for fun nothing major so you will have to read and review to get me to keep going anyway hope you enjoy! Also its a type of ending to 'naruto what the heck are you doing' so basicly everyone lives and stuff peace and shit so all happy flappy!

dont own naruto so yh...

A young blond wandered through the village towards the highest tower reaching the bottom she jumped up using chakra to gain height. landing on the small roof she tapped on the window, inside a busty blondes pig tails whipped round her eyes widening as she took in the picture of the number one unpredictable knuckle-head ninja behind the glass panel.

"Naruko…" she barley whispered

Said ninja admired the view from her place. The large women leaped from her chair startling her helper and threw up the window, so hard the glass shattered into a million crystals falling like confetti. The young blonde looked at the broken window and smiled at her superior before she jumped inside, admiring the office she had been in so many times... it was the same as ever.

" . ?!" the old granny screeched. The young girl turned surprised at the sound of the women's voice.

"Me?" she asked, the old women felt a vain pop.

She gritted "yes, you who-"

Shouting behind the large doors brought their attention away from the questions, and door crashed open to revel an extremely pissed pinkette.

"Why you-" she screamed at a slight pink boy behind her clutching at his shirt, wearing a long blue scarf and brown spiky hair. A loud squeal brought their attention round to the two tall busty blondes one with bright sun-kissed pig tails wearing plan black baggy pants and a fitted black top the older one wearing lose blue pants and a grey low cut top… Very low.

Everyone turned to watch the younger girl bounce slightly as she watched the two in the door.

"Boss?!" questioned the young boy who was the first to speak, all she could do was nod, the pinkette dropped the boy ignoring the thud and crushing Naruko in a tight hug. After a while she drew away to meet a pair of bright blue eyes streaming tears like her own green were their smiles seemed to shine in the dim room until a hard fist connected with the top of Naruko's head.

"Where the fuck did you go? Not telling anyone you were leaving then: poof" she made a gesture "gone without a trace."

Naruko stood up straight scratching her neck apologetically.

"Well I had to tell some people purposely not to find me or you would have found me."

"We were worried sick!" the pink girl screamed.

"Hehe sorry."

"Don't you sorry me. What were you doing?!" she screeched grabbing hold of the young girl's shirt.

"Hehehe you know making new friends!"

Everyone stared. No one spoke. Only one thing was going through their heads: what the FUCK?!

Sorry is not brill but yh oh well.