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"Ugh... -pant pant- What the... hell... is this guy... some kind of monkey?! So troublesome..." Shikamaru spoke out of breathe into his walky talky. He struggled on to the floor, as 2 people sped ahead of him chasin' after a guy.
"You unfit bastard, we have to do everything around here don't we?! Damn! What the hell is with this guy?!" Naruto practically yelled, this runner was pretty good... he was practically jumping all over fences and shiz!
"Nuttin I can't handle!" Kiba announced, imitating the same movements the criminal they were chasing down.
The Uzumaki squad was chasing a man trying to escape down a very annoyingly long alley, after the failed attempt of assasinating the Hokage.
"We need to make him stop or something! It looks like he can keep going on forever!" Naruto yelled into his w/t (walky talky 8D)
"At the end of this alley leads to the main street, we have to trap him, and I have an idea." The Nara stated.
"Alright, Shika, you do uhhh.. whatever you're doing, and Naruto, we need to slow him down to give Shika enough time." Kiba barked.
"We can't really do anything! Errr wait! I KNOW!!" Naruto said. "HEY YOU! STOP RUNNING AND ... WE WON'T uhhh... WE WON'T!!! UMMMMM!!! DO SOMETHING BAD TO YOU!!"
"What the hell that's not gonna do anything!" Kiba barked, The man running turned around, and the only thing you could see was his black hair covering his face, and that smirk. He taunted the 2 officers with that annoying 'come here' finger gesture.
"Ugh, Hurry up Shika, khuz i really wanna kick this guy's ass!" The blonde yelling in his mic.
"Yeah yeah. I've been thinking of this plan way in the beginning." Shikamaru said.
They could see the sunset light at the end of the ally. This guy was gonna get away! Then, Shikamaru appeared at the end of the alley with his hands out preparing to grab the runner.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?! HE COULD JUMP OVER YOU OR SOMETHING?!?" The two screamed, "I DON'T KNOW! GIVE ME A BREAK!" The Nara said in a nervous tone. It was sort of funny, khuz the mysterious criminal could hear EVERY WORD the blonde and his squad was saying since... well.. they were practically YELLING IT AT HIS FACE.
And at that, this mysterious guy stopped at the sight of Shikamaru and jumped on a dumpster, doing a series of ridiculous back flips, front flips, and wall flips to the rooftops of the buildings.
"Shit. He got away!" Naruto pouted. "No shit!" Kiba barked.
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"You guys are really embarrasing to the embassy." Iruka commeneted. "You know, you guys have guns..." Iruka could only roll his eyes and look away, too ashamed to look at the 3.
"Yeah yeah, guns aren't my thing, i just kick asses and go home."
"Same here!"
"Eh... I... calculate the plans and... they do the work for me."
"-sigh- Well, we have a new recruit. And he's been more 'ass kicking' on the training grounds than you 3 combined. And! The force decided we should add him to your squad."
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WE'RE THE UZUMAKI SQUAD!" Naruto yelled, and the 2 other boys came up behind him and they did a lil' dance. "U-ZU-MA-KI!!!" The team chanted, as the office people looked, pointed, and laughed.
"Your.. point?"
"We're a squad of 3 yo."
"And more than 3 will slow us down!!!"
"YEAH WHAT HE SAID!"
"Well, he's either in, or one of you guys are out." Iruka exclaimed
"Uhhhhhhh... Eheheheh... 4 is good i guess... it's an even numbeR! YEAH!" Naruto joked unpleasantly
"Yeah... we can... do... more stuff..?" Kiba coughed.
"More for me to order around I'm sure." Shikamaru stated.
"Glad you guys are happy." Iruka smiled in victory.
"Well, he's in his office over there." Iruka pointed out.
"What the hell... he has his own office?!" Naruto whispered to Shikamaru.
"Yeah.. I'm more valuable than some nub on this force." Shikamaru sighed
"Who knows, maybe he's a very old man!" Kiba joked
The trio walked to the office and examined the door.
"Uchiha Sasuke?" Kiba questioned as he read the description.
"Sounds french." Naruto commented.
"It's nuttin french related loser.." The trio surprised, looked behind them and a tall kid was standing there. He had a familiar hair cut, with a very sexy body. THAT! The trio would never admit. But sheesh, lets bake some cookies on this kid.
WOW he's smokin! Errr... -looks around- I didn't say that out loud did I?
So this hawt teme is Sasuke?!? WAIT!! I!!! I DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT!
Another hawtie? How troublesome.
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Lol, I got this idea off of one episode of... well... it's a secret -smirks- But it's not anime, NOT ANIME RELATED AT ALL! Reviews pweez!