"Cookie Problem."
Kitchen.
On top of the table, is just some baking tools and materials for...cookies. And Ruby popped up behind the table. Then she grabbed one egg and tapped it on the bowl, three times, but the egg didn't cracked. She tried again and again, but nothing happened.
She gave an angry cry, and throw the egg in the bowl, now the egg breaks. She grabbed the bag of flour and was about to pour it, but the powder didn't come out. She turned the flour upside down.
"Ohayo Gozaimasu. Whatcha doing?" Takeru greeted while he entered the kitchen, but then he noticed what Ruby is doing "M-Matte, Ruby-chan!" Takeru warned, but then all of the flour powder were poured down, with Ruby screaming along with Takeru.
Takeru is laying down near the table, coughing and Ruby laying on top of the table, sighing in defeat.
It took Takeru to clean the mess in thirty minutes.
Then Ruby grabbed the bag of chocolate chips. She took one and looked back to Takeru.
"Fine, you can have one." Takeru said, then Ruby ate the chip. She stopped and looked back to the bag.
"Ruby-chan, don't you dare..." Takeru growled, then Ruby didn't care but to eat the choco chips and while she roamed around the kitchen before Takeru could say anything, but to sigh in defeat.
'At least left some chips for the cookies...' Takeru mentally said.
After Ruby was satisfied in her heavenly snack. She went to the bowl and tried to mix it, but the spoon's stuck. She tried every method she has in mind, but it didn't work, she even tries to Drop kick it.
Takeru chuckled and continued to finish Ruby's suffering on cookies.
Ruby then sat on the sank and let the choco chip cookies waterfall into her mouth. Takeru just stood there and watched Ruby, before he takes off the pot holders on his hands and a orange apron that says 'Kiss the Chef!'.
"Hey, Ruby-chan, the cookies are done." Takeru informed and Ruby. Ruby stopped what she is doing and used her semblance to the oven. She went back and took out a big sized cookie. Takeru just looked at the cookie and sweatdropped.
"Sorry if I made it a little big..." Takeru said. Ruby didn't care, she tried to dip the cookie on the glass of milk, but due to size it didn't fit.
"Awwww." Ruby fainted. Then the glass of milk fell down from the table, causing it to hit Ruby.
"That's gotta hurt." Takeru cringed.
"Pin the tail!"
Outside of Beacon.
Weiss is blindfolded as she sticks a fake tail of a donkey on top of her Myrtenaster. She catapulted herself to a poorly drawn donkey, made by Ruby of course. But instead of hitting the butt, it hit the upper leg.
"Missed!" both Takeru and Ruby shouted.
"Drat." Weiss said.
"Ninjas of Love. Part 1!"
Takeru entered his dorm room, but when he entered the room, he saw Ruby reading Blake's secret smut book. He realized that Ruby is fifteen, he panicked and quickly snatched the book from Ruby.
"Oi! Takeru, give that back!" Ruby growled and tried to reach the book from Takeru, who's hand is raising so Ruby can't reach.
"Gomen, Ruby-chan, but this book is forbidden!" Takeru warned. He looked around and ran around the dorm. Ruby growled to the former ghost and chase Takeru around the dorm.
It took the chase around five minutes. But Ruby had enough, she had no choice but to use her semblance. She used it and began to chase Takeru. She successfully captured Takeru, on the legs, causing Takeru to trip on the floor.
"Takeru, be a noble gentleman and. GIVE. THAT. BACK!" Ruby growled.
"I would rather not! This book will take your sweet innocence away!" Takeru warned.
They started to fight over the book, by making a cloud.
"Sparring."
Both Weiss and Yang prepared for a sparring practice, before they were in battle stance.
"San! Ni! Ichi! Ikimasu!" Takeru shouted, then Weiss and Yang started to fight.
Weiss attempted a slash, but Yang dodged it in time, with a piece of hair stood up. Yang tries a straight jab to Weiss, but Ice Queen used her glyphs to prevent it. Weiss tried to stab her weapon, but Yang slaps her weapon frkm her grasp. Yang was going for the final blow, with a battle cry, but her gauntleta won't shoot. She tried it again, but realized that she doesn't have any ammos.
Weiss mocks the brawler by showing a loser sign on her face, while showing a tounge. Yang jabbed Weiss, causing the little heirs to be knocked away from the area. Yang stood there victorious, with Takeru grabbing her arm and raised it up.
"Winner!" Takeru cheered.
"Ninjas of Love. Part 2!"
Blake is seen panicking while she keeps searching for her smut book.
"Where is it?" Blake panicked and looked around. She saw her fearless leader, Ruby, who is holding Blake's smut, with an angry face.
"Ruby, is that my book?" Blake asked.
"This is filth! FILTH!" Ruby yelled. She then knocked Blake out using her own smut book. She then turned around and stomped away, while twitching.
"Can-Can I have my book back?" Blake asked.
"LATER!" Ruby yelled.
She went in front of the closet and looked around to see if no ones in the room besides Blake. She quickly opened the closet, and went inside before she closed it behind her.
She then turned in front just to see Takeru, who is tied up and has a masking tape on his mouth.
"So, Takeru. I should punish you for breaking our friendship. Hmm...but what is it.." Ruby said. She looked back to the book and got an idea. She looked back to Takeru, with a demonic smirk.
"Let's copy what the couple did in the book~" Ruby said and she began to undress herself then Takeru.
'KAMI-SAMA! TATSUKETE!' Takeru screamed in his mind.
After the incident.
Takeru and Ruby, who are naked and got white fluids on their bodies, are asleep, or should I say only Ruby. Takeru, however, is awake and traumatized.
A/N: Poor Takeru. Anyway, here it is guys! RYBWT CHIBI! Man, I enjoyed writing this. And for those who read RWBY: Enter Kamen Rider W in wattpad, then yes I might've copy it, but hey I just changed or put some additions. Anyway, that's only it! And I don't know if I should write on what happened to Takeru's pleasure with Ruby. Tell me guys if you want me to write it okay! That's only it! See you!