What you're about to read may be very weird...But hey, that's me. Cause I believe this is how Benatar should've saved them!

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This was it.

This is how they would die.

Torn to bits by zombie hillbillies.

Or 'zombillies' as Puff called them.

They stood atop the bus. The zombillies getting closer. In a matter of minutes, they'll be nothing but bloody scraps of flesh.

"Wait..." Axel began. "Where's Benatar...?"

"Either he went for help...or the zombillies got him..." DeeJay figured.

The zombilles were much closer now. They were climbing the bus. Reaching out towards them.

"Hey zombillies!"

They whipped their heads up at the sudden voice. Even the zombillies stopped to see. There stood the silhouette of someone unknown.

They stepped out. It was...Benatar. In a slutty french maid costume...The top was black with off shoulder lace. Around his thin waist was a frilly white apron and a white sash. The skirt was very short with a white petticoat underneath. His long legs were adorned with white ribboned stockings and black high-heeled Mary Janes. On his arms were black elbow-length gloves and around his neck was a choker. Atop his his head was a frilly maid hat.

"...Yeah, he's lost it..." whispered Puff.

Benatar put a gloved hand out and made a 'come here' movement with his finger. The zombillies accepted the challenge and started coming his way.

"He's lost it big time..." DeeJay said under his breath.

They came nearer and nearer. Yet Benatar wasn't moving. Then one came very close to him, their arms outstretched towards him. Puff, DeeJay, and Axel closed their eyes, expecting to hear panicked screams as the zombillies prepared to devour him.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Their eyes snapped open at what sounded like...a chainsaw...? Looking at the scene, they saw Benatar...putting a reving chainsaw through the large zombilly. As he came closer, the chainsaw went deeper, splattering blood onto the Brit and staining the white of his outfit.

Once it was all the way through, he pulled it up, slicing the zombilly in half from the waist up. It's intestines and brain matter upon the ground.

The female zombilly started to run towards him and Benatar reacted by raising the weapon and slicing through her like he did the large one. However, he only managed to slice a bit off the side, so she didn't die instantly.

Then the tall zombilly came and Benatar sliced his arms off. However, he kicked him down and the chainsaw flew out of Benatar's hands. As he kicked him in the stomach, Benatar inched his way to the still running chainsaw, successfully grabbing it and putting through the zombilly's legs, sending him down. Benatar then stood up and brought the chainsaw down across his head, going through his brain and killing him.

Finally, the female zombilly came and grabbed him by the shoulders. She was prepared to bite his face off, but wasn't prepared for him to cut her arms off. As she stood back, Benatar cut through her head and brain like he did the tall one and she fell down. Dead. When she did, Benatar brushed her arm off his shoulder in disgust.

He looked at the scene. Blood and guts everywhere. Benatar turned the chainsaw off lowered it to his side. Exhausted, he took a few deep breaths, closed his blue eyes, and put his head down. Feeling a set of eyes on him, he looked up at the shocked faces of Puff, DeeJay, and Axel. Their eyes wide open and mouths agape.

Benatar simply bowed down in an loyal and honorable manner. When he came back up, a smile was visible on his face.

"Is it wrong..." Axel whispered to DeeJay. "...I'm sort of turned on by this...?"

I just had to sneak some AxeBen in to this! And if you're wondering how the fuck I came up with this, I can tell you that it was inspired by this AMAZING Japanese claymation vid called 'Chainsaw Maid': watch?v=2Wp9-MfENdc

Thanks for reading and please review!