I'm Older

by OppsieDasi

When Raven is finding information on her Family Tree, she finds something INSANE! Rated K Plus as I will be using a word that is a swear word (Well, my younger sister thinks so) Warning: This is completely and utterly RANDOM

Apple is older than Raven. Everyone knew that. But maybe Raven should be older. Confused? I'll explain…

Once Upon a Time, in the land of Ever After. Raven Queen had a family project. She decided to look on (Enter Website Here) to find her family, as she didn't know much. She came across something mad.

"Mad? I love mad! What is it?" Maddie asked, looking over Raven's shoulder.

"I'm Apple's Step-Aunt." Raven said, still in shock.

"That's so funny Raven! You can't be- Oh…. You're right."

Raven had an idea. Something fun to do.

"RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!" Raven shouted as Apple entered the dorm room the night.

"What do you mean?" Apple asked.

"I am your elder, therefore, you must respect me." Raven explained.

"But, I'm older than you Raven." Apple said, still confused.

"But I'm your step-aunt." Raven said. Oppsie could tell this was going to take a while.

"No you're not."

"Yes I am."

"No you're not."

"Yes I am."

"No You're Not!"

"Yes I Am!"

"NO YOU'RE NOT!"

"YES I AM!"

Oppsie was right. This continued for a bit until Cerise yelled at them to shut up. Then they were both silent.

"I still AM your step-aunt." Raven said and showed her the proof.

"Oh…. But I'm still older." Apple said.

"But I'm still your step-aunt." Raven argued.

And they argued Happily Ever After. But at a reasonable volume so Cerise didn't have to shout at them again.