"Oh Bassy!" screamed Grell, taking pictures of the sexy demon who started sparkling. "Oh Bassy! Your ankles are sooo beautiful!" Sebastian changed into a merman when Grell said Bassy, and Grell fainted from the beauty of the merman in front of him.
"Stop this ridiculous charade," said Ciel, walking out of a castle that just so happened to be there. "This is not on my schedule."
"Yes my young master." said Sebastian, coming back to his original. Grell gained concussions and started clinging to Sebastian's pant leg.
"I love you Ciel!" yelled Claude, coming from nowhere and trying to butt fuck Ciel.
"No fair!" whined Alois. "Why doesn't Claude love me? Ciel, why do all the cute demon butlers love you?"
"Luca and I love you Alois!," said Hannah from behind him. "And Luca is inside me." Alois and Hannah went into the tower and started making out.
"We all love Ciel because he is cuter than you and he smells nice," said Sebastian, removing Claude from Ciel and throwing him across the world. "He also has a better, stronger, sexier soul."
"I have gotten no attention since the beginning of this horrible fanfic," Grell pouted. "Now, kiss me my love!" Grell dove at Sebastian, who grabbed her face and threw her onto the ground.
"In your dreams Grell." Sebastian stomped on her face.
"Yes very much." Grell's nose started bleeding, and a large lump formed on her head where Sebastian had hit her.
"You are sick," said Ciel. "Now Sebastian, take care of this….. thing. Elizabeth is coming over today and I want to dump her."
"Yes my young master." Said Sebastian.