Disclaimer: i dont own naruto emo tear
WARNING. Do not read if you can't take a joke. This was created from sheer boredom on a night of a sleepover, containing five anime obsessed girls, who had nothing better to do. A pointless, basically crack story.
"PARTY TIME"
BY: Evil Fluffy Chan & Clouded-Days
"LIMBO TIME!" A drunken male voice called out.
"OH YES!"
It was a party. A party full of drunken ninjas.
The limbo stick was painted green and purple with pink bunnies. Orochimaru and Kabuto were holding onto the limbo stick. Kabuto was wearing a hula skirt and Orochimaru was clad in a yellow apron.
Itachi was serving the drinks, which looked a bit dangerous. It was a fizzy, a combined color of violet and hot pink. The glasses were clear with penguins painted on them.
The ninjas were managing to line up for a game of limbo.
Ten minutes later almost every one of the ninjas had either hit the limbo stick or had fallen down due to their state.
The remaining ninjas were: Kakashi, Sasuke, Lee, Gaara, Sakura, Neji, and Shikamaru.
By using the Shadow Possession Jutsu, Shikamaru made Sakura fall, who was sent tumbling into the punch bowl, filled with a bluish colored drink. About to get up she glanced down to find Jiraiya's frog floating on a small, inflatable toy from Burger King.
Neji and Sasuke wound up both hitting the limbo stick due to them arguing over what can see most: the Byakugan or the Sharingan.
"I can see!" Sasuke yelled out.
"Well I can see more!" Neji argued.
A typical ninja power argument.
Kakashi wound up hitting the pole as well, since he was STILL reading 'Makeout Paradise.'
It was now between Lee and Gaara. And Gaara was up first.
Bending backwards to go under the limbo stick he froze as Lee cried out, "FEAR THE POWER OF SPANDEX!"
Gaara let out a cry as Lee threw a spandex, orange jumpsuit over him. He jerked up, slamming into the limbo stick.
Victoriously, Lee swung under the limbo stick.
With a growl of anger Gaara grabbed Lee using his sand, dragging him over to the corner. He used his sand to bind him, using a lime green rope, tying it around him and managing to somehow tie him to the ceiling.
Panicking Lee cried out, kicking madly from his place attached to the ceiling,
"IT WAS JUST A GAME OF LIMBO!"
"…I don't care."
Naruto suddenly burst through the window with a rainbow stick. "USE THIS!"
Taking the multi-colored object, Gaara raised it, about to whack Lee when two voices called out, "WAIT!"
"What?" He growled, annoyed.
"I CAN SEE!" Neji and Sasuke said in union.
"See what?"
"HE HAS CANDY!"
So for the rest of the night the drunken ninjas used the rainbow stick to whack the Lee piñata, which, as they soon discovered, DID have candy.
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