We were sitting at our usual Leah and Jacob spot, when a really random question popped in my head. I turned to him, he looked at me and I removed a lock of hair out of my face to meet his eyes.

"So, is it 'bitch, make me a sandwich' or 'make me a sandwich, bitch?'" I asked him as he dangled his feet over the cliff.

Jacob shrugged.

"Does it matter? Either way I still get my sandwich."

I nodded in agreement and went back to watching nature.

A/N I know it's short...but it's funny.